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Your Still in March Unveiling of the Banner Tournament Authors and Champion!

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Senor Weaselo - March 31, 2019March 31, 2019
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What the above said, which is why this is being posted now. It's still March! But first things first, the final results, since it is the final. Drum roll please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYThjIe3IBo That is a weak timpani solo, as when I played it it was an entire cadenza, but let's try that again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0 Your

Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey

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The Maestro - March 5, 2018March 1, 2018
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After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the findings... we have our results from the [DFO] Commentist Survey once again, folks! Be sure to check out our top-of-the-line, A1-caliber interactive pie charts for further info

Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.

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The Maestro - February 21, 2018
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If you haven't already yet done so... we need #content from the #content mines!! Thanks for your input. Loading...

Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

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The Maestro - February 15, 2018February 13, 2018
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It's about that time of year, folks... Once again, we'd like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse -  maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting

Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey

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The Maestro - February 27, 2017March 1, 2018
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Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you who took the time to participate. And thank you for not skewing the sets too badly this year. Much appreciated. As always, these are interactive pie charts - if

Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey

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The Maestro - February 13, 2017February 13, 2018
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We're back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey - once again, we're hoping to collect some info on all of you, our readers and Commentists, in the hopes of improving this place for all of us. Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, our Internet Dad, has been hard at work

Have Your Say: Results From Our Inaugural Commentist Survey!

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The Maestro - February 22, 2016
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After almost two weeks, we've got enough input in from all you all in our first Commentist Survey! Below are some super-magical interactive charts put together based on everyone's responses. Note: these are interactive pie charts! If you're reading this on a desktop browser, then you can hover your mouse

Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey

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The Maestro - February 10, 2016February 10, 2016
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Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it's a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there's reason yet to be positive: we're still alive! No but seriously, there's lots of good things coming up this year that we're hoping to write about on here.

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We are The Commentist Party, refugees from another site that have banded together to create a safe place to hang out. This is a nice site, a place for civil discourse and dick jokes. If you want to stay at a fun joint with liveblogs during football games and a great community, we’re ecstatic to have you. Unfortunately, if you leave offensive material in the comments, we’ll have to send you home. Commenting here is a privilege, not a right.

The former name of the Washington Commanders is a grating slur that pisses us off every time we see it.  So now, even after the name change, they are the Washington [*Redacteds] in the comments.

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