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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 28, 2019January 27, 2019
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This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’ve been keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 15, 2019January 13, 2019
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Wild Card Weekend

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 8, 2019January 7, 2019
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – End of Regular Season

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 1, 2019January 1, 2019
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 16

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 25, 2018December 23, 2018
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. At the end of the season,  I’ll recap

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 15

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 18, 2018December 18, 2018
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. At the end of the season,  I’ll recap

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 14

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. At the end of the season,  I’ll recap

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 13

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 4, 2018December 11, 2018
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This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. Essentially,  it will be an exercise in pissing Hippo and Moose off. Also,  as promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any

Gazing into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 12

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 27, 2018December 11, 2018
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As I mentioned last week, this is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. Essentially,  it will be an exercise in pissing Hippo and Moose off. Also,  as promised,  I'm keeping track of what I say week to week so you

Gazing into Balls’ crystal balls

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 20, 2018December 11, 2018
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Trust me,  you do NOT want to see the other images I considered for this post. This will be my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won't,  who will win,  and who won't. Essentially,  it will be an exercise in pissing Hippo and Moose off. TO THE STANDINGS! AFC What about

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