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Through Which Open Door Should You Go?
For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Welcome New Commentists! Or, I have to do what now?
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The…
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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…
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Some Bears Have to Say Bye–2017 Bears Bye Week Update
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting…
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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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HRTN: Moving Day
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there’s a yard sale in…