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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 97)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the Future! While the rest of the DFO has been up to their ears in trouble, Low Commander…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 96)
The scene: The future! A time centuries from now, when mankind has survived countless wars, disasters and Zymm-related incidents to…well, maybe not thrive, exactly.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 95)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Ballsofsteelandfury is walking down the hallway with Moosemas Gorilla, Jerry and BFC. BFC:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 94)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically the cafeteria, where Ballsofsteelandfury, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Moosemas Gorilla, BFC and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)
The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are…
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Despite Worrying Preseason, Mike Zimmer ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ in Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference on Tuesday in which he attempted to sound a note of optimism…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)
The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there’s a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)
The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)
Hey, guys! That’s right, I’m back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you… Hey, why are you guys looking at…