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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)
The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2’s head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)
The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)
The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean… The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)
The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)
The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men…top men, mind you…are looking concerned while…
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Dear HRTN…
The scene: The HRTN editor’s meeting room. It’s a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury…