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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)
The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right…
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“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey’s beautiful Fisherman’s Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)
The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from…
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Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR – FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS – LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio’s control room, watching…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)
The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 77)
The scene: The large, if largely unused, dining room in the castle of Death. It’s large because, duh, it’s in a castle. It’s been…
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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…