“How Did I Do At The Job I Did?” – A [DFO] Season Preview Review

Beerguyrob - January 15, 2026January 15, 2026

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Hey everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, back again ahead of the annual DFO Hate Week to start possibly a new tradition in order to feed the #ContentMonster - the season-ending review of the previews. It’s also a good chance to laugh at ourselves because unless you picked RAMMIT, there was little

“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 10, 2025October 9, 2025

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Look - can I be honest here for a second? A Week 5 bye is hardly something to measure a team against unless they are 4-0 or 0-4. The Falcons at 2-2 are the worst kind of temperate because of how they got here: Week 1 - lost to the Bucs by

“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I've decided the time has come for an intervention. No other kind of bankruptcy is like this one. Following the Falcons, now become the rapacious creditor, bleeds me of all self-sufficiency and

“There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

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Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it's me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and... Y'know what? No! I'm not doing this again. It's been almost eight years. How in the fuck did they end up as my team again? I'm going to

“Still Chasing That Dragon” – Your 2024 Atlanta Falcons Preview

Team Previews

Beerguyrob - August 15, 2024August 15, 2024

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Hi everyone, I've emerged from the union lair to live up to my responsibilities and provide a season preview of everyone's favoUrite team, the Atlanta Falcons. Before starting in on this year's edition of my Walkway Through Hell, let's check in on their possible Hall of Famer from this era, Matt Ryan. Choosing

“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 17, 2023November 17, 2023

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Hi everyone, It's me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit 4-6 at their bye, and for the life of me I can’t remember any of their wins beyond the Green Bay one, and that’s only because of my Packers

“John Connor Is Safe For Now” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2023August 17, 2023

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Hi everyone, I'm the ghost of a once-regular #contentmine supplier 'round these parts, Beerguyrob. I've got to say - having to do my real job at my real job sure has cut into my posting ability. I quite enjoyed having a half-hour here & there to research some history or type up

“What the Hell Is This Garbage?” – A 2022 Atlanta Falcons Preview

Team Previews

Beerguyrob - September 9, 2022September 9, 2022

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Hi everyone, it's your old pal, Beerguyrob. I know, I know. I haven't been around in a while, so who am I to think I deserve to post? Well, despite my work-imposed exile, I do try to poke in on occasion. For example, I discovered today that when you type "Boo" into the

“If Bland Were Whelming!” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Beerguyrob - August 12, 2021August 12, 2021

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I know what you're thinking - "Wait - what the hell is he doing here?" Hold on, pretty deaf girl. I never said I was leaving, just abandoning my Open Thread responsibilities because of an anticipated bump in real-life workload. In fact, it's already started. Summer school finished last Friday, and people

“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 18, 2020November 17, 2020

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The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck? The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the

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