“Still Chasing That Dragon” – Your 2024 Atlanta Falcons Preview

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Beerguyrob - August 15, 2024August 15, 2024

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Hi everyone, I've emerged from the union lair to live up to my responsibilities and provide a season preview of everyone's favoUrite team, the Atlanta Falcons. Before starting in on this year's edition of my Walkway Through Hell, let's check in on their possible Hall of Famer from this era, Matt Ryan. Choosing

“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 17, 2023November 17, 2023

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Hi everyone, It's me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit 4-6 at their bye, and for the life of me I can’t remember any of their wins beyond the Green Bay one, and that’s only because of my Packers

“John Connor Is Safe For Now” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2023August 17, 2023

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Hi everyone, I'm the ghost of a once-regular #contentmine supplier 'round these parts, Beerguyrob. I've got to say - having to do my real job at my real job sure has cut into my posting ability. I quite enjoyed having a half-hour here & there to research some history or type up

“What the Hell Is This Garbage?” – A 2022 Atlanta Falcons Preview

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Beerguyrob - September 9, 2022September 9, 2022

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Hi everyone, it's your old pal, Beerguyrob. I know, I know. I haven't been around in a while, so who am I to think I deserve to post? Well, despite my work-imposed exile, I do try to poke in on occasion. For example, I discovered today that when you type "Boo" into the

“If Bland Were Whelming!” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Beerguyrob - August 12, 2021August 12, 2021

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I know what you're thinking - "Wait - what the hell is he doing here?" Hold on, pretty deaf girl. I never said I was leaving, just abandoning my Open Thread responsibilities because of an anticipated bump in real-life workload. In fact, it's already started. Summer school finished last Friday, and people

“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 18, 2020November 17, 2020

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The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck? The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the

“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

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Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year. Woof! Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered

“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

Beerguyrob - August 8, 2019August 8, 2019

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As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year's preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for the last three years, each with diminishing returns: 2016 - NFC Champion; lost to Patriots in Super Bowl - compared them to types of mayonnaise 2017 -

“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

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Hi again. I'm Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past - September 3rd, to be precise - the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped on this-here site: The Atlanta Falcons are made up of mostly cheap beer. If you don't believe me, just look at their record so far: three wins -

“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

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Beerguyrob - September 3, 2018August 31, 2018

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I'm not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the site, and I think did a damn fine job half-assing it. Me - well, I didn't even muster half of that half-ass when I did the

Your “All Eras Must End” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

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NFL News: NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning: Gene Steratore's crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night. The first was the index card. Steratore said the card "reaffirmed" the call on the field: "The ball was touching the pole. I put the card

“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 12, 2017October 11, 2017

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Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an

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