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King Hippo - September 11, 2023September 10, 2023

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Did you enjoy the FITBAW?  I know you ain't a Donks supporter, then.  Nah, I still was content to watch the highest of all human endeavoUrs, for 10+ hours.  Beats a kick in the head, that's for sure. Maybe we make too much of Purdy Mouth's health scare and/or arm strength. 

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King Hippo - February 13, 2023February 12, 2023

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This was a really, REALLY good game of football.  Jalen Hurts played his ass off.  As DonT noted, Toradol turned Mahomes around while Rihanna did her cat-in-heat screechings. I really, REALLY would have liked to see how that untainted game ends.  With the Chefs up 3, Hurts a buck-forty-five and one

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King Hippo - January 30, 2023January 29, 2023

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It took me all late game to figure it out, but finally it hit like a bolt out of the blue.  Big Narrative wanted Andy Reid to face the Iggles.  So obvious in retrospect, but I guess I dumbly thought Burrow and the 'KRP crew were an excellent story, and would

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King Hippo - January 23, 2023January 22, 2023

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I suppose nothing qualified as bananacakes, but hey - except for the Saturday late show, it was compelling viewing.  At least for me. Good news for Kansas City - y'all get to host the AFC Title match after all!  Bad news, you might have to start Chad Henne.  Good luck finding

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King Hippo - January 16, 2023January 15, 2023

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Oh my cats, did we ever see some shit, y'all.  Credit to sharky for finding this perfect banner pic, to summarize Saturday night. Can't complain about 5-for-5 entertaining games this opening weekend.  Hopefully, that ball keeps on rolling. We opened Sunday with Brokeback's Bills, seemingly ready to skullfuck the LOLfins' practice squad. 

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King Hippo - January 9, 2023January 9, 2023

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Macro level, this has been a very entertaining season.  Hard to predict, which is good for the soul, taking our minds away from the crushing drudgery of everyday life. Special shout out to the Jaguras and Tits, who fought their asses off Saturday night.  This Surly Duff is for y'all. Speaking of

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King Hippo - January 2, 2023January 1, 2023

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Far be it from me to curse things while not every NYE hangover is yet even lifted...what am I saying, that is EXACTLY on brand for me.  Everything is totally fucking fucked.  Eat a dick, 2023. We won't speak any details of the Black Panthers cowardly surrender to The Man.  Conduct

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King Hippo - December 19, 2022December 18, 2022

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I hope everyone enjoyed their fill of weekend bananacakes.  Let's hope the Lord saved some for January! Earlier in the week, I thought to myself that the early window looked kind of meek.  A good reminder of why you should never take anything I think or say seriously, as the action

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King Hippo - December 12, 2022December 11, 2022

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Last week of byes, last week of pretending anyone is in Philly's stratus.  Let's get right to it. Philly went into the Meadowlands, and absolutely ran train on the G-men.  Only a garbage time "subs on subs" 8-ball cut the marhin to 48-22.  Your NFL MVP vote has to be Jalen

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King Hippo - December 5, 2022December 4, 2022

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I mean, not lucky if you are a Donks supporter.  JEEBUS. The saddest part of the early slate?  That is as well as Denver is capable of playing, and they lost 10-9 at the death - to Lamar!s backup.  Supposedly not a season-ender, but it was a knee owie...so wait and see. 

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King Hippo - November 21, 2022November 20, 2022

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Look, not every Sunday is going to be rainbows, fireworks, and sunshine.  But hey, Week 11 still looked WAY better than the Qatar Lesser Footy squadron. We were gypped out of Snowmaggedon 2022 in WNY, as the Bills "hosted" #ThePauls in Neutral Detroit.  Fucking boo.  The game was also liquid shit,