Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4tf9Q83ERg As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at Browns practice today. So, I guess we're no longer talking about 0-16? Driving even ardent Christians to pray for a meteor, Donald Trump & LaVar Ball continued their

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Miami Dolphins

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

As I was driving home from Seattle after a sad-assed performance by the Shithawks in losing to the [Redacteds], I was listening to the Raiders - Dolphins game on the radio. As I listened to the announcers describe down after down of Jay Cutler getting knocked down, I thought to

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Denver Broncos

Beerguyrob - November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Quarterbacks. The bane of a team's success. That team can have one of the best defences in the NFL, but if they don't have a quality pivot, they are pretty much consigned to failure. We all know the story of the Browns and their 28 starting QBs since returning to the

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Baltimore Ravens

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

Remember - he was on two knees for Jesus. So, as the season has progressed, more candidates for evaluation have become apparent. When a team is 1-2, it's hard to say that the season might be lost, unless that team comes from Ohio. However, 3-4 gives more credence to the rumours

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Green Bay Packers

Beerguyrob - October 19, 2017October 18, 2017

Normally, I wouldn't touch a 4-2 team for this feature. After all, I prefer to look into the morass of human misery & mine the painful-est rocks. But nothing was more painful on a fan base last weekend than this: AND THUS THE HAWT TAEKS WERE BORN! It started so innocently that

“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 12, 2017October 11, 2017

Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an

Hope Clicks Eternal – the Tennessee Titans

Beerguyrob - October 5, 2017October 5, 2017

I was skeptical of which team to focus on this week. There are many fine choices at 2-2, even a couple one doesn't expect to find at this stage. But I wanted to find where hope was among the masses. Which 2-2 team's fan base has a positive outlook on their

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks

Beerguyrob - September 27, 2017September 27, 2017

Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn't expect to be here at this point, the Saints, Cardinals, Seahawks and Colts. The Saints would be fun to look at; "Who Dat?" nation is always ripe, and

Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants

Beerguyrob - September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

So, it's the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and fans who aren't from Cleveland are already starting to realize they may have backed the wrong pony this year. There is a list of impressive candidates for analysis