Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut.  He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic.  He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed

Refusing the urge to call myself "funemployed" took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I'm oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I've ever felt in my life, to lying on the floor with no pants on, desperately wishing to fall asleep so I don't have to be conscious for

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 15

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)

Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies