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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Are You Really Gonna Wear That?
Guten Tag, people, and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. This post has nothing to do with Ireland or the Irish. I’ve been busy today trying…
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Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!
Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here’s a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your Parade and March of the Wooden Soldiers Thanksgiving Morning Thread
“You have to stay with Barnaby, you’re married to him.”“I don’t want to stay here with him.”“Why?”“I DON’T LOVE HIM!”
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Last off season Monday Night Open Thread
Featured image from: South Okanagan Events Centre (please don’t rat me out BC Dick) For your listening pleasure: Tonight is the first and only…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Professorial Edition!
Which is to say, first day of classes, my class is actually running for the first time in two years, so it’s a lot…
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Monday Night Open Thread – The funniest thing happened….
Evening all, the pre-season is over and the team cuts will be coming today. I really feel sorry for the guys on the bubble,…