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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 30
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 29
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I’m not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 28” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Caution: Arranger at Work”
No crazy stories today, I’m simultaneously working on this and some Great American Songbook scouring (Hey, “Yiddishe Momme” counts… dammit, my cutoff is 1924…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…