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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

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Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025
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The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

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Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2025August 20, 2025
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The Jets don't deserve their own post. They could have drafted a quarterback a few years back, but instead signed Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback LAST YEAR, but instead trusted in Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback this year, but didn't like the first wave crop

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread

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Senor Weaselo - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023
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Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass, and that thing, and also that Hail Mary? We laughed, we cried, we shook our head in disbelief, I shook my head in total belief because

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Week 1 Thoughts

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Senor Weaselo - September 13, 2023September 13, 2023
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw This has concluded my Week 1 thoughts. But did I or did I not mention the Tom Tupa reference pregame? I messaged my friend who is a Bills fan, shocked that the Jets won this game, because you'd expect the score to have been roughly the same as the Giants

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

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Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023
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"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview

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Senor Weaselo - August 17, 2021August 16, 2021
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Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,

Your Jets at the Bye Rant

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Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2020November 16, 2020
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The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go. The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm

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