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Your “Well, There’s Nowhere For Them To Go But Up, Right?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 17, 2018May 17, 2018
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Godspeed, Oxipug. NFL News: Oh boy - The Browns are this year's "Hard Knocks" team. The Browns aren't especially happy about it, but their only option for avoiding it was firing Hue Jackson, since teams with new coaches don't have to be on it. My favourite scene will be when Jimmy

Your Generic, Middle-aged Man Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 13, 2018May 13, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqw1MGEHKNE I don't know about where you live, but in Vancouver it appear summer may finally be around the corner. It's only raining once per week, and they've introduced stage-1 water restrictions - two days/week sprinkling - in order to try and milk the now-full reservoirs through the increasingly dry summers.

Your “Cast Off Your Oppressor’s Shackles!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 1, 2018May 1, 2018
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NFL News: More draft-day stories are leaking out: The Seahawks were willing to part with Earl Thomas. Dallas just wouldn't pony up the picks. The Patriots were looking into Baker Mayfield at #2 if the Browns didn't take him. It seems, based on reading between the lines at PFT, that

Your Western Conference Preview & Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 29, 2018April 29, 2018
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As with yesterday, let's get down to brass tacks. San Jose Sharks vs. Vegas Golden Knights For all intents, this series might be over by the time you read this. Game 2 was Saturday night, and unless I got me some gumption, I updated it to reflect reality, and not the late-Friday

Your “Making Something Out Of Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 24, 2018April 24, 2018
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It's very quiet, what with everyone travelling to Dallas & not wanting to tip hands ahead of Thursday night. NFL News: The John Lynch standard: don't hit women. As opposed to the "see if they're cops first" maxim followed by his teammate Warren Sapp. Trying not to interfere in the case,

Your “I Know Whom To Kill; I Don’t Need The Other Options” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 23, 2018April 23, 2018
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NFL News: Well, this rates about a 6 on the interesting scale: the Patriots brought in Lamar Jackson for a visit &  interview. No details about what was discussed, just various media reminders that Tom Brady is almost 41. Aaron Rodgers owns a piece of the Milwaukee Bucks. No word

Your “It’s Kinda Slow” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 26, 2018April 24, 2018
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NFL News: Well, this is interesting: OBJ says he won't play without a contract extension. Giants co-owner John Mara said Sunday, "I wouldn't say that anyone is untouchable." As we saw last season, Eli doesn't play well if all his toys aren't in the sandbox with him. It's "hurt feelings"

Your “Let’s Just Agree to Disagree” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 22, 2017August 22, 2017
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NFL News: ESPN says ankle sprain, but OBJ & the Giants are getting an MRI just to be sure. And just to pour on the salt, PFT questions whether OBJ should have held out, to avoid the preseason bumps & bruises...and given them copy to talk about his petulance. Cam

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