No Good Deed

blaxabbath - July 28, 2022July 28, 2022

What the thing you all say? You're going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because.... Oh -- "throwing up". You see? This is why we can't get any young readers around here. Also because youth doesn't read anymore. This is, for sure, a Karen Carpenter. Quick story for you all.

The Arc of Justice

Offseason stories

blaxabbath - August 24, 2020August 24, 2020

Pho Kinh Do — Spring Valley — 11:44 AM A lone diner sits at a two top against the wall anxiously tapping a Federal Express package sitting on his lap while waiting for the restaurant server to finish writing down his order: pho dac biet and a crab juice. The server

Your “Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: The NFL will be experimenting with new rules at the Pro Bowl: Kickoffs after field goals or converts. A modified CFL rule, whereby the kicking team can then Give the opposing team the ball back on that team's 25-yard line to start their series; or An 'onside kick'

Your “Beautiful At Any Age” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 14, 2019December 14, 2019

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I tried to find a different masthead for tonight, so I went to the well of Americana I tend to dip into, and found something so shocking to my 21st century eyes I could scarcely believe it. What the fuck is that guy looking at? It looks like Jackson Pollock ate

Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING! Going to work absolutely sucked giant ass. However, coming home to some Tramadol made things all better. Also, it made the dogs look like Martians. NFL Nuggets: According

Your “Calling All Bitches & Sires” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

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NFL News: Mike Florio is already sounding the death knell for the AAF. Likely because he's a dick. He claims it needs stars to survive, because low attendance in some markets means that the league needs to make exceptions in order to put butts in seats. The rumours are that

Your “Nobody Likes A Quitter, But Failing Too Often Is Worse” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 6, 2019February 6, 2019

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NFL News: In the wake of losing the Defensive Coordinator to becoming head coach in Miami, the Patriots have decided to turn their defense into Schiano men! It helps that Greg Schiano coached Bill Belichick's son at Rutgers, along with (probably more importantly) current Patriots defensive backs Devin McCourty, Jason McCourty

Your “The Bill Always Comes Due” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

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NFL News: I guess iron does sharpen iron: Frank Clark: 'Richard Sherman and his era is over' It comes on the heels of Sherman - star of the 3-10 49ers - calling the current Seahawks defense "middle of the road". As Bobby Wagner put it, "You can make the position