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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder

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theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 6, 2018
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I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday.  I was very nervous about it.  Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se.  But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me.  So afraid was I, that I'd put off this

TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something

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theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 30, 2018
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Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought.  It won't be this year. Why?  Because my ass hurts.  A lot.  Many of you know why.  Those who don't, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind.  But trust me....my left ass cheek is almost completely purple

TGISF… Early Bloomers

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theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018
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"The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building on the outskirts of the city of Thorg. Thorg had been a whaling town in its hey day, but now the Yellow Flupgrup Whale had been hunted

TGISF…Filling In Your Dance Card

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theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018
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Sooooo, with the Big Dance impending....? Yep, it's Cheerleaders again. With all of the baxsetballing this week and next week (and the week after that too), of course cheerleaders are gonna be a theme.  It's like you guys don't even know me anymore. WHAT??????  I like cheerleaders.  You wanna fight about it? Look at

TGISF… At The Crack Of Dawn

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theeWeeBabySeamus - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018
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That banner image up there is one of my personal original photos.  I won't go so far as to say it's my favorite photo I've ever taken, but it is near the top.  It's titled "Commencement". It was taken at dawn on the morning of April 4th, 2014.  At 6:17am to

TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 23, 2018February 23, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E There's not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week.  I'm all talked out for one week.  I realize that for most of you this is probably good news.  I further realize that I do sometimes tend to ramble. Plus, I started drinking early today for a lot

TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 16, 2018February 16, 2018
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What a weird fucking week!!!!!  FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week.  Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck.  Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week.  Sorry.  I'm short on time.  But all of you were

TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 9, 2018February 9, 2018
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Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week's TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a "by request" theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on.  But you guys obviously zigged when I thought

TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 2, 2018February 2, 2018
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Yep, it's still Hate Week.  And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week?  When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO?  Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately?  Holee

TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus - January 26, 2018January 26, 2018
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It's been "interesting" around DFO this week.  Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo  was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us.  Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you

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