Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread

WCS - January 15, 2024January 15, 2024

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Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Weasel and the Spinning Wheel

Senor Weaselo - January 10, 2024January 10, 2024

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY0eeotSDi8 I promise I did not crash again, either in the Snowmageddonpocalypse that didn't drop any snow on the city (just north, like the snow game we saw in Foxboro) or the intense winds last night. No, this is to make fun of my… pottery skills! Or lack thereof, since I had

The Man With The Mop: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

The NFL wastes no time chivvying its fans on to The Next Thing once the gratuitous bro-hugs-on-the-sidelines shots are finished- sometimes not even that long. I can't be certain, but within ten seconds of the game-clinching Tuaception Sunday night it seemed like NBC was blaring ads about HOT PLAYOFF ACTION.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Clinching Scenarios

Senor Weaselo - January 3, 2024January 3, 2024

As we get to the final week of the 2023 season (even though it's 2024), we see that there are a fuck-ton of clinching scenarios in play here in Week 18. In keeping with old traditions, here's the guide to all of them: AFC:The Baltimore Ravens have clinched the top seed

Stay On Target…: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 2, 2024January 2, 2024

Once again, it All Comes Down to This. And that's kinda awesome. By my count, there are eleven (11) games with meaningful playoff implications, including five involving a "win and in" scenario. I can't say I've ever looked forward to a Colts-Texans game, but here we are. Moreover, because the NFL isn't

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Dashing Through the Road…

Senor Weaselo - December 27, 2023December 27, 2023

So, as we mentioned last week, Christmas Eve, or Gigsmas. A time to play all the things. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you have multiple all the things to play, which is to say give your local church organist a hug and/or the beverage of their choice (okay, I got my

Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 26, 2023December 26, 2023

So we're in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to be one of the strangest, most contentious and potentially republic-shattering on record. No, I am terrified because 2024 was not just "The Future" but "The Far Future" when

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

Senor Weaselo - December 20, 2023December 20, 2023

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Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 19, 2023

Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. "What is next, wise Reverend? What further Grand Plans for Cultural Improvement can you offer?" I hear you say. Well. I realized today that the American justice system- indeed, all Western juridical traditions,

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Christmas Filler

Senor Weaselo - December 13, 2023December 13, 2023

God, do I hate doing page layout for scores. Maestro can probably attest to that, and then argue that a jazz band is actually a sandwich. But seriously, figuring out spacing, then seeing your spacing is shit thanks to things above/below the staff, then re-spacing, then figuring out measures—actually that

It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding): Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 12, 2023December 12, 2023

So here we are: mid-December, and it's All Coming Down To This. No more bye weeks. Precious little time for injured players to come back. The Patriots already eliminated from the picture and Darth Hoodie grinding tape of where the hottest MILFs live in The Villages. It's the HOME STRETCH,