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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…
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#Hardland Blues: Tuesday Open Thread
America is a culture of Bigness. Perhaps it is a holdover from the incredible expanse of stolen unclaimed land that greeted European-extraction settlers so…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.
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HOW THE F**K YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!?!: Tuesday Open Thread
God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…
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Panic! At The Benzodiazepine Factory: Tuesday Open Thread
For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…
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BREAKING ANALYSIS OF MLB ALL-STAR GAME SNUBS!: Monday Open Thread
Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…
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Talk To Me, Canada Goose: Tuesday Open Thread
Happy Canada Day to all those who celebrate. May your syrup ever flow, your toque be well-fitting, and your CanCon more SCTV and Kids…