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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide
A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it’s just stuff…
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Pre-season Monday Night Football – Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Monday Night Football (or a somewhat reasonable facsimile thereof) will be played tonight. We have Redshirt’s Bengals vs. Dok’s Commanders, one team…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired
I’d make this past weekend’s “Someone you know and tolerate played the national anthem at a minor league baseball game and all we got…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…
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#Hardland Blues: Tuesday Open Thread
America is a culture of Bigness. Perhaps it is a holdover from the incredible expanse of stolen unclaimed land that greeted European-extraction settlers so…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.