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Your “How Do I Do This Again?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 18, 2020February 18, 2020
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Okay, let's see if I can go a week without something bad happening. Can it be 2021 already? NFL Nuggets: Trade rumours in advance of the Combine: Le'Veon Bell   Darius Slay Cam Newton Today's non-Bears landing spots: Chargers, Colt, Bucs. Andy Dalton. Impending free agents: Tom Brady is going to make teams

Story Time with Fozz: A Place that I Love As Much as Bourbon

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jjfozz - February 12, 2020
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About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report because his son was getting on his insurance. Fine. No problem. So this guy, we’ll call him “Dumb Fuck Jeep Driver,” sends me to this body shop.

Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 30, 2019October 30, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: Today's main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell out of Cincinnati. Jamal Adams - without his knowledge - to the Cowboys. The Patriots have dragged Nick Folk out of retirement to be their new

Your “Gonna Get High, Gonna Have Some Fun” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 21, 2017October 21, 2017
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  Hope you all had yourselves a lovely day. The rain has finally returned (with a vengeance) to Vancouver. The highlight has been the traffic broadcasts; there was one point this week where the local newsradio reporter just gave up & said, "What's wrong with people?" For example: we have this

Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 4, 2016October 4, 2016
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(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is saying the refs are holding him to a different standard, based on the personal foul calls.  "I just have to understand if I sneeze the wrong way, it

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