Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm on my way to pick up teh King Hippo.  We've decided.... fuck this hurricane, we' goin' drankin'. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I'm staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof.  But if they do,