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Your “Okay – What Now?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 27, 2021July 27, 2021
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NFL Noise: Well, His Majesty showed up for the first day of Packers camp.  A number of concessions were made to have this happen. According to various Twitters, NFL Network's Tom Pelissero was at the Packers' shareholder meeting, where he says CEO Mark Murphy "expected more boos". Rapoport reports his

Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 6, 2021May 6, 2021
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NFL Notes: Jesus - still with the Jeopardy guest host: Jared Goff with the nice little twist of the knife to a division rival: "I think it's a nice vote of confidence obviously for me [with them] not drafting a quarterback.". And it just gets better for the Packers, as

Your “It Can’t Really Be That Hard, Can It?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 7, 2020July 7, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: In honour of the passing of Ennio Morricone, I present to you a triptych of emotions: (press play) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk The good: Patrick Mahomes is as happy as a guy worth nearly a half-billion dollars could be. "I'm just glad I get to continue building this legacy in Kansas City," Mahomes

Your “It’s Almost As Anger-Causing As Impeachment!1!1!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 13, 2019November 13, 2019
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NFL Noise: Oh, it's all noise today, as most football sites are obsessed with the news of Colin Kaepernick getting a workout this Saturday. nfl.com points out the league set the date & did the prep. And that Kaepernick's workout will be run by scouting combine personnel and former NFL coaches.

Your Saturday Evening Staff Party Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 29, 2019June 29, 2019
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Help - I'm being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It's nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and "eww - this has meat in it?" It's also the first time I get to meet a co-worker's "partner" who is really into macramé & definitely not into showering. As you

Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 21, 2019May 21, 2019
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NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh's fourth team since being drafted, having played for the Lions, Dolphins, and Rams previously. To use nfl.com's assessment, Tampa released the 2010 #3 overall pick (Gerald McCoy) so

Your “Put Out To Pasture” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 14, 2019May 14, 2019
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NFL News: Everyone sounds surprised that Odell Beckham Jr. showed up for Browns OTAs. Freddie Kitchens ain't care: "There's no problem with Odell not being here," Kitchens said after the NFL Draft [in reference to team voluntary workouts]. "I'd rather him be here. He's not here. It's voluntary. That's what

Your Hastily Conceived Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 8, 2019May 8, 2019
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Sorry for the quality - we were short-staffed at school, and I could only put things together in chunks. NFL News: Overly conceived: Sean McVay says he was "over-prepared" for the Super Bowl. He claimed he spent the first week before the game watching every Patriots 2018 game, plus their Super

[DFOnline] Anthem is Further Proof Acquisitions Have Consequences

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - April 17, 2019April 16, 2019
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Anthem is the newest game to come from the good Canadian folks at BioWare, best known for their Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age and Mass Effect series, which have all done a tremendous job of blending rich story, (arguably, the illusion of) making your decisions matter, massively beautiful maps to explore and

Your “How ‘Bout A Change Of Pace?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 28, 2019February 28, 2019
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NFL Noise: Demaryius Thomas has been arrested for vehicular assault. He was the driver in a single-vehicle, rollover accident where a passenger was hurt. Under Colorado law, “vehicular assault” occurs when a person drives recklessly or under the influence of alcohol and the driving causes serious bodily injury to another

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