Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread

litre_cola - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you

Random Tuesday in January open thread

Game Time Decision - January 12, 2021January 12, 2021

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Hey all, I hope you're well or well as can be considering all the shit that going on ( pandemic, politics, vaccine roll out, whatever). In my corner of the world, it was announced today that as of 12:01 AM Thursday that the province of Ontario is under "stay-at-home" orders. Which

2020 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

blaxabbath - January 8, 2021January 8, 2021

Good run with Quotables this season, all. Between losing our main joke-butts (fans at games) and dealing with the mental anguish that is the present day, I'd like to come down from my ivory tower for a moment and just pay my sincerest gratitude and express the great levels of

It’s only Tuesday open thread?

Game Time Decision - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

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Hey all, hope you're well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in general. We also started a new budgeting thingy, so want to continue with that as well, with the hopes of someday retiring with moar than a

2020 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.

2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

blaxabbath - January 1, 2021January 1, 2021

Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed

2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright. ::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill:: Yes, a good year indeed. Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if

2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 25, 2020December 25, 2020

Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers? Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do

2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

Dear DTZM, I owe you (1) word count. Love, Sebastian Blax PS - Below are your Week 15 Quotables submissions.

2020 Quotables – Week 14 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

This week's guest contributor is . What is the origin story? How is it you have come to arrive here? This is my memory. It may not match with yours. This community. I first met you as a lurker at KSK. Our queen. Always admired the writing. Being

Another Tuesday Night opens thread

Game Time Decision - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Are you ready for some football Christmas? It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping. That's the first time since I was in a mall since March. Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way

2020 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Everyone getting ready for some fantasy football playoff action this week? Me too! You know, I had an autodrafted squad and didn't even touch the roster until week 2 but I locked up a postseason spot last week actually and -- Anyways, I didn't catch a lick of football this weekend