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Your Suspiciously Quiet Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 30, 2018October 30, 2018
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NFL News: The trade deadline was 4:00PM ET today, so apologies if I didn't catch everything before I went to work: (unless noted, all draft picks are for the 2019 draft)   Packer GM Aaron Rodgers Brian Gutekunst sent Ty Montgomery to the Ravens for a GTFO 7th-round pick. DeMaryius Thomas

Your “Everyone Loses” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 23, 2018October 23, 2018
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NFL News:   John Harbaugh wants the challenge rule changed. He came to this conclusion after using both, and losing one, in the first 7 minutes of the Ravens loss to the Saints on Sunday. Of course, he has no ideas, but doesn't like that you have to win both to

Your “Quick & Dirty Because I’m Slow & Dirty” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 29, 2018August 29, 2018
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Sorry - the pre-school year meetings took more time than I thought, so if this is published on time please forgive the errors. NFL News: Aaron Rodgers got paid! It's a four-year, $134 million extension, and contains a record $57.5 million signing bonus and will earn more than $80 million by March

Your “Oh Right, Waiting IS The Hardest Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 21, 2018August 21, 2018
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NFL News: After a penalty-filled game against the Swaguars, Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said the new helmet rule "will cost people jobs". When reached for comment, his special assistant had this to add: In news that will shock... SHOCK you, and possibly revive Crimebeat!, Richie Incognito has been arrested again.

Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 15, 2018August 15, 2018
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Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss

Your “One Holiday Ends; Another Begins” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 3, 2018July 3, 2018
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NFL News: Suspensions! Rams G Jamon Brown - two games for "violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse". Packers RB Aaron Jones - two games for substance violations. stemming from "an early October 2017 arrest and marijuana-related charge, to which he pleaded no contest in February". Niners

Your “Bills Coming Due” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 18, 2018June 18, 2018
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NFL News: Actual good thing: The Vikings have announced Dennis Green will be inducted into their Ring of Honor. The selected date is September 23rd, against the Bills. Nice to see they chose a game they might actually win. Another good thing: the Eagles gave a Super Bowl ring to

Your “Shut Up – It’s Live Football!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 14, 2018June 14, 2018
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NFL News: Not quite on bent knee, but the Chargers have reached out to Antonio Gates about a possible return. The ACL tear to Hunter Henry is forcing the Chargers to reconsider the decision to cut Gates. If Mark Davis were half the man his father was, he'd sign Gates

Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 11, 2018June 11, 2018
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NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having the sample retested, as the positive came as a result of a substance that wasn’t immediately recognizable, and there are scientists analyzing it. Meanwhile, he can

Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 4, 2018April 4, 2018
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NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can't bend his knees to take one. On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it's the Browns fault he turned out to

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