The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year's Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a (mostly empty) bottle of banana daquiri in his paw. Covalent Blonde is sitting on the couch next to Old School Zero, while Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Tag: Storytime
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)
Theatre Review: Ho Ho Horrendous
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)
Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 14)
The scene: A dank, dark basement. Ballsofsteelandfury wakes up on the floor. Ballsofsteelandfury: Whoa, I need the number of the truck that hit me. Last thing I remember is... Oh, crap... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] The Angry Girl Scout stands at the entrance to the basement, glaring down at Ballsofsteelandfury. Angry Girl Scout:
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)
The scene: Doktor Zymm's secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck...? The large naked man simply stares menacingly at Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, before breaking into a huge grin. Giant Naked Man (laughing): Ha! I so had you going! You make