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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Guys in swimsuits and gals in bikinis line the streets while Future Moose and Old School Zero drive down…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 26)
The scene: The basement of the creepy house where the Angry Girl Scout dwells. JJ Fozz, Lord Revisile, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Ballsofsteelandfury are chained to…
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When DFO Met Peyton
The Maestro I’ll never forget the time I was walking home from school when I saw Peyton Manning. It was right around the time…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Clone Debbie Harry holding the troll doll that used to be the present-day body of Moose, marches Doktor…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla’s shoulder as the ape stocks up…
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Go Fuck Yourself, Nelly Furtado!
A quick, partially on-topic aside before I start: if you can, catch the two anthem performances from the NBA All Star game in Toronto…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta…