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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 32)
The scene: The road, man. That endless blacktop that takes you from here to there, but in the end you went nowhere because what…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)
The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 30)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Ballsofsteelandfury is there with Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, who is now wearing…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of…
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DFO Bible Stories: Creation
1In the beginning, when God createth the universe, darkness doth engulfed the earth. 2And God sayeth “Let there be light” – and light appeared.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)
The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special
The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)
The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 27)
The scene: A two-lane highway in the desert. Doktor Zymm’s car is pulled over to the side of the road in front of a…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies…