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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 41)
The scene: The launch pad on the Island of Professor Po, where Doktor Zymm, Yeah Right, King Hippo and Steve the Ninja all await…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 40)
The scene: Space! The final frontier! This is the voyage of the unnamed rocket that is currently propelling Professor Po past the stratosphere. But…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 39)
The scene: Inside Professor Po’s secret base, where the DFOers are scrambling madly down the hallway as the entire facility rumbles ominously. Doktor Zymm:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 38)
The scene: A dorm at Miskatonic University, many years ago. A young Percival Po, in a white suit and black, open-collar shirt, a bouquet…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 37)
The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 36)
The scene: A beach on the Jungle Island of Professor Po. Doktor Zymm’s yuuuuge RV drives up onto the sand out of the ocean.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 35)
The scene: An island jungle. Covalent Blonde is running through the foliage, carrying Yeah Right piggyback, with King Hippo lumbering behind. King Hippo: Keep…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 34)
The scene: Under the Pacific, where Doktor Zymm’s yuuuge RV rolls across the ocean floor. Inside, the DFOers are as yet unaware of their…
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DFO Bible Stories: The Prodigal Son
1There was a man who had two sons. 2And the younger of the sons said, “ARRRRRROOOOOOO, I WANT MY INHERITANCE NOW.” 3So the younger…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It’s just another quiet afternoon…until the pedestrians begin screaming and…