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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 20)
The scene: Las Vegas! Covalent Blonde is out on the Strip with Redshirt, Yeah Right and Pirate Sloth. Covalent Blonde: OK, we have to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So…I mean,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose’s head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There’s a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)
The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz:…
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A New Year’s message from Kenny Rogers
(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year’s Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there’s Beer.…