The Bad Guys Girls – A Colts 2025 Team Preview

It's not that I don't have anything to say about the Indianapolis Colts team. It's that there is nothing to be said about the Indianapolis Colts team. 2025 Indianapolis Colts Season Preview: A Mirthful and Moderately Informed Look Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and Colts fans who have been nervously checking

Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death    Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death    Rode the six hundred. The Charge of the Light Brigade By Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready

50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY:  10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread

2024 PREDICTION: "3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he's not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of Failing to be CJ Stroud." 2024 REALITY: 5-12! It's a measure of Carolina fans' desperation that 5-12 is considered a Major Step Forward for this floundering, benighted

A Very Denver Broncos Season Preview

Broncos fans have left behind the "Let's Ride" motto in favor of "It's Bo Time," a slogan long employed by southern regional fried chicken powerhouse Bojangles. This definitively sideways trade is perfectly indicative of the overall sideways movement of both our roster construction and performance outlook this season. Maybe that's