Your Wednesday Evening & Another Game 7 Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

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NFL News: One day until the Draft BEN EXTEND CONTRACT! BEN STAY IN RIVER CITY UNTIL 20 OR 21. BEN NOT SURE HOW YEARS WORK, BUT KNOWS 20 OR 21 IS AGE OF CONSENT! BIG BEN SO HAPPY, LITTLE BEN EXTEND!! Also getting an extension is Ravens kicker Justin Tucker.

Your “The Master’s A Bastard” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 1, 2019April 1, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: The AAF might die as early as tomorrow. It comes down to the league wanting to use bottom-roster NFL players, but needs an agreement with the NFL, who needs agreement from the NFLPA to allow such a deal to go forward. Forbes is on board, writing a pressure-piece

Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Book Flies Open

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 6, 2016April 5, 2016

Stuck-up bitches. That's what I want to talk about today. Back on our trip down to Milledgeville you'll remember I talked about how formal scientific method could be applied to the process of getting some skank to shine your knob through the study of chains of cause and effect and the

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - October 30, 2015

Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and develop some incredibly fucked-up fetishes from costumes that were never intended to be sexy, but still somehow are. Also, Satanists or something. I dunno. At any

The First Real Open Thread of the Season!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

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Holy crap, it's here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We've been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands