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Don T - July 13, 2025July 13, 2025
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Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps, and shouting at them “I shit on your mother and your whole family of control keys!” in español. But overall it’s been a mostly hinged summer,

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Beerguyrob - February 7, 2024February 7, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to the third day of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a

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Don T - September 4, 2023September 5, 2023
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First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn's. But there's a bit of class struggle thingy that merits consideration. This RBs are interchangeable narrative is... I hate it. It's a self-fulfilling capitalist market prophecy, of

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Don T - March 5, 2023May 3, 2023
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I must have been five years old when my father took our family to see “Silent Movie” in the theatRe. I got into it immediately. Everything was self-explanatory, one gag after the other, very little dialogue: great for a kid with basic reading skills and knowing almost no English. Then

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