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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
…but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight.
I’m planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close friends, then coming home with my lady-friend and raiding my whiskey supply while old Simpsons episodes play in the background.
I guess what I’m saying is, open drinking thread?
Ok. Done with the maudlin crap. Let’s get weird.
https://youtu.be/vBecM3CQVD8
We all have to start over again.
Going the fuck to sleep. It’s going to be a different world tomorrow, but I believe some good news is on the way. Party on, komment stars.
Alright.
Alright..
I can do this.
Love you Kommentariat no matter what.
No matter what.
\m/
Rock on, brother.
tbh all these wordpress monsters are starting to freak me out
Right? I need to spend ten seconds and fix that.
You know, eventually…
Deep down in Virginia, there was born a blog (not exactly true, but you get the point)…
Turn on my interwebz
Same thing it used to be
PK’s column sucking strong
Same thing it used to be
Since Low Commander asked…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNt9-QkiHI
Also, a fine refrain to how we all feel since Uproxx blowed up KSK. Blow’d it up real good.
That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
As a shitty drummer, I always forget how well Copeland complimented this band. Such tight fills.
Heh heh, tight fills….
All right, you lovely people, I’m calling it a night. Life will never be the same. KSK is dead. Long live KSK!
I’m going to get up in the morning and make some damn pancakes to have with my coffee. It’s only right.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7h075Zw6a1qd3ppyo1_400.gif
Adios. #FuckUpForWhatever
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25gwc89ae1qbga48o2_r2_250.gif
Oh, hey, Uproxx is #UpForWhatever as long as it doesn’t #ImpedeOnOurSuddenSponsors or #OffendAnyOfOurContent #SreeFill
Moar Sting!
I’m still a bit shellshocked by what Hines would call Brack Fliday. Letting my back heal and helping MiniPorky recover from a nasty fever. But soon, I shall once again sip the nectar of the demons, and maybe I’ll even be on a device that loads a page from this site in less than 90 seconds.
Regardless, it’s heartening to see everyone slowly stumbling into DFO.
damn good to have you, Porky!
It’s not a party without the bacon.
Willkommen, dienen Schweinefleisch!
It is Kim Mitchell’s birthday. You rock a piss, I’ma rock the eight-track, Bubs.
If you’ve got the time, it’s an amazing album
Still on the Coke Zero.
Caffeine-free, don’t want to be up too late.
Platypus Evolution Breakfast with the niece on her birthday.
I am curious about what Platypus Evolution Breakfast is.
Gentlemen, I have returned.
Follow up, I need more:
Jeebus, Ishtar & Cthulhu…back up to 108 degrees here tomorrow. Just a bit toasty.
http://cdn.epictimes.com/michaelbusler/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2014/10/World_On-Fire.jpg
Fuck. This. Summer.
Rikki is going to be pleasantly surprised when he returns.
Rikki is Troy in this scenario.
This is the greytest sawng everr.
God speed PFT Kommenter.
God fucking speed.
I told myself I wouldn’t cry.
this may be the barrel strength bourbon talking, but I can still get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ-baSbryTc
“The company of women with opinions and fat asses”
and then the lyric of the year:
“Mike’ll fuck a rapper’s life up like Monique did to Precious.”
How the fuck do you imbed from an iPhone? It works 50% of the time.
Uproxx’s business plan in action:
Step 1. Find video you want to embed
Step 2. Try to copy & paste
Step 3. It doesn’t fucking work.
Step 4. Goddamnit.
Step 5. Get a phone commenserate with your technological sophistication instead of one that only lets you do what it thinks you want to do.
Step 6. ????
Step 7. Profit!
Sorry. I’ve been drinking. And I’m an ass.
there we go.
Have metal, will rock.
I am so damn glad you’re here. WCS. seriously.
We go way back!
Someone suggested a name for our first album.
“Gravy for the Squirrels.
Must have metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp6B6ABVYDQ
Ranger Creek Purple Rhine
(a prickly pear Berliner weisse)
I didn’t go out with this cast because I don’t know them, so I’m back to sitting in my living room… not drinking. Ugh, one comped gin and tonic at the bar does not a night make.
Nights when I don’t have enough booze to wasted, I take one of wifey’s Xanax. It’s not the same, but, it’s a good time nonetheless.
I DON’T HAVE THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM
Weak. I prescribe ether
ether what or what? don’t leave me hanging
Jesus, dusting off the antique jokes now. Well played
A little bulleit and then bed. In the meantime:
Another recommendation:
So, tonight’s theme is…
Oh, do you not have a vehicle built by a demi-god? Pity.
Join me, won’t you fine Kommentariat remnant, in a toast to our beloved KSK.
/raises glass
Glass? Look at this Glory Boy!
/drinks tequila out of bottle
//yes I am alternating tequila, bourbon and beer
How the hell did you get on Jeopardy?
My mother was a Jeopardy champ back when Art Linkletter hosted. pretty sure I was a legacy.
Also I didn’t just “get on” Jeopardy fucker, I won Jeopardy.
/Hoo boy am I drunk.
Does your son know the legacy he must uphold, lest he become a family pariah?
I remind him frequently.
/is a terrible parent
That explains why you’re so awkward on here, I guess.
Wait, your mom banged Art Linkletter?
“Ah one, anna two, anna three…..
http://library.sdsu.edu/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_full/art-linkletter-ND-UAP.jpg
/pours out half-shot of Oban
God bless that site and all those who sailed in her. May our undertaking do her half the credit she deserves
I’m just here so I won’t get fine.
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