Scene [clutches “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub]
Oh hi. I didn’t hear you come in. Stress. STRESS! Everyone is taught that they experience it to varying degrees in all facets of their life (work, relationships, body image, money for retirement, raising the kids right, etc.) One of the ways a person can relax is reading a book. This is not that post.
Back in the day, I was fascinated by the philosophy and it was dominated by The French. I loved reading/not understanding the likes of Derrida, Lacan, Deleuze, Baudrillard and others. Heady times, heady times. One guy that did grab my attention was Michel Foucault. He was brilliant. I’ve read “Discipline and Punish” a few times and it resonates louder each time I do so. His writing about the Panopticon in particular seems remarkably prescient to me. He comments on a prison structure (conceived by Jeremy Bentham) that allows an unseen individual to survey (to look at) a percentage of the total prisoners under his care without said prisoners knowing for sure that they are being observed. The internalization of potential surveillance has to create some sort of internal, low-level stress, don’t it? Oh hey, NSA!
Next up is The Ogre by Michel Tournier. I should read this a second time but, gawd, I don’t think I can do it. This is a narrative about a French gentleman with odd obsessions that finally finds his comfort zone/thrives in a Nazi-occupied castle. He obsessively catalogues children that he mistakenly thinks he is saving. This was Tournier’s attempt at portraying the psyche (at the individual level) that allowed Hitler’s brand of National Socialism to thrive. Although it has nothing to do with the novel, the movie ‘The White Ribbon’ by Michael Haneke mines the same territory.
The last stressful read is John Hawkes ‘The Blood Oranges’. On the surface this is a story about two (sort of) swinging couples on an island. Published in 1970, this is seemingly an indictment of the ‘free love’ era of the late 60’s. That’s what I thought after the first read. The prof that I had at the time kicked me in my metaphorical nuts when I ventured this opinion. This novel is so much more than that. The damn narrator drags you into his world view and won’t let you go. Unrelenting, grotesque solipsism never felt so not good!
Give these works a whirl! [in low voice] The drinks are on me.
So, what are some dumb, fun books to read? I struggled through “The Brothers Karamazov” and vowed never to read “difficult” (i.e. pretentious bullshit) again. I am much better for it.
I’ve been reading “Old Yeller” because I love dogs and this dog is so wonderful. I haven’t finished it yet, but I just know everything’s gonna be ok!
As far as dumb, fun books to read are concerned, stay tuned…
Ah Cuntler The Great Arbiter of Subjective Taste Among Men! Any book that takes an effort to access, is used by individuals and institutions to gauge one’s analytical and cognitive abilities, is popular among those that enjoy such tests, is here and now deemed PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT and will no longer be tolerated! From here on out Dr. Seuss will be the standard!
But seriously; not sure about dumb, but some of the my favorites are fairly accessible without going back and re-reading large chunks just to follow. The World According to Garp, World’s End, 1984, Little Big Man, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (very cheery, happy and positive ending), Heart of Darkness, all of Steinbeck, etc. Though I’m not sure what you are looking for, you’d probably want something more contemporary, but the idea is the same.
To avoid; James, Tolstoy, Pynchon, Dickens (while not at all complicated it takes some effort, except for Great Expectations), etc.
Also blow right by the Gabriel García Márquez section.
Thanks Scotch,
I have two recommendations for relatively obscure and tough books.
Both are by Hans Keilson, a German Jew who was in the Dutch Resistance during WWII.
First, Comedy in a Minor Key. Very, very dark humor.
Think Kafka writing “Night”. A Dutch couple hides an elderly Jewish man from the Nazis in their home. One day he dies on them. How do you dispose of the body of a person who is hiding from the authorities, and not get yourself into trouble.
Second, The Death of an Adversary. This one is more of a psychological novel. Keilson was a psychoanalyst and child psychologist. One of his jobs in the Resistance was to help kids in hiding who were separated from their parents.
It is a portrayal of a young Jewish man’s obsession (not pro, just all consumed) with a fictional Hitler.
Excellent. I’m on a big WW2 kick right now and they might have to go on the list.
If you’re interested in The Second World War this has a lot of in-depth information:
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I knead to know more about this Baker’s Company…
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Maybe try Iron Coffins.
Er… I like football. And turtles.
There’s no shame admiting you like Yertle the Turtle. Turtle stacking is facinating subject.
Franklin also provides quite the compelling read.
Ironically, my dissertation certainly was more than a little inspired by Discipline and Punish and it was a staple in every theory lecture I taught. In memory of Michel and in a way that I think he would have appreciated, I now have a little French Bulldog named Foucault… in honor of his Frenchiness and his bulgy wet eyes.
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Is it a gay bulldog?
You just know Foucault would be a Pats fan. Derrida, Jaguars. And that John Hawkes guy, President of the Nick Saban Society of Soliptisistsstss.
Foucault would have been a Niners fan all the way! If there were a town he could have felt comfy in, it would be SF
Author jack- Schrödinger
Would have been a ……………….
Texans fan.
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Beautiful. Consider that stolen.
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I post beer threads all the time and I’m not into cider very much. Here is one that is not sickeningly sweet like the common commercial types, a subtle taste, hardly notice the hops:
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/anthem-hops/176419/
Hows that fer yer book lernin’?
http://thedrinknation.com/articles/read/8662-Cider-Review-Anthem-Hops#
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She is completely wrong. That device is magical.
I think she just forgot to wash it………
……. and that is why I love infomercial gifs……..
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OK, I blame the Ritalin:
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Pretty sure it is better not to encourage.
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Damn it!
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Although…….. as with other infomercial problems…. what could it be?
-She could tell someone borrowed it (lockable Wand)
-She needs a heavy duty extension cord to use it in the yard (rechargeable NiCad Wand)
-She suffers from repetitive use tendonitis (ergonomic Wand)
-Doesn’t convince husband that it is a “back massager” any more (available in new Christmas themed colors)
-Motor burned out, smokes when used (new 1.5 hp Wand; same motor as a heavy duty garbage disposal)
-Power is out in neighborhood (Honda portable generator)
-Squirting short circuited Wand (new NEMA 4X for corrosive environments)
-Smell like husband’s butt (we can’t help you there ma’am)
Is it mold? it’s like she’s offended there is something on her wand (and cord). I genuinely would be surprised if that actress had ever seen one before they shot the video for that.
Could be Romanian; confused by electricity.
My bad; mustache is not big enough.
Rebuttal.
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Moose; debate loser.
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Selling life insurance?
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Had I known years ago what I now know I should have scooped up stock in Hitachi. I could have at least recouped my own expenditures.
The sad thing is that Hitachi has now disowned the Wand like a red-headed step-child. Apparently they don’t want to be associated with the greatest vibrator in the history of the world. They sold the name to another company that now manufactures it.
Crazy.
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I’m sure they work.
Link!
Ugh, you definitely should pay for the manhattans I’m currently drinking. Depressing.
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That’s stupid. The Before picture is WAAAYY better!
But she looks happier!
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Yes, it’s like the one for the ‘cover up your slutty cleavage’ device; WHO ARE THESE MONSTERS?!?!
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About two years ago, I walk into the living room and both of my sons (9 and 7 at the time) are watching a bra commercial – one that leaves very little to the imagination.
I grin because they’re curious – and aware that there are boobs on tv – so I stand there for three seconds and then Mrs. Fozz walks in and asks what’s going on.
And my rebellious young son says, “Nothing. We’re watching a bra commercial with dad.”
We had a long talk about the Guy Code after that debacle.
[resigned tone] Send me the receipt-I’ll reimburse you.
Gah? This was meant to be a reply to Brett’s comment above.
I’m reading the “Spider-Man and the X-Men” trade paperback. It features this exchange which is every bit as good as anything Foucault ever wrote:
This reminds me…I never did finish reading Umberto Eco’s “Foucault’s Pendulum”
Half my literature review for my dissertation was Foucault.
My reading speed when reading Foucault is like 10% of normal.
I’m half-glad he’s dead, so I don’t have to read more of his stuff.
What’s that? Oh, hello Agamben…. shit.
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That’s a nice little rabbit hole you’ve sent me down. I’ll come up for air later.
For now, I’ll say that Whitlock needs to read this post.
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I do greatly enjoy posts where I have to use the dictionary to look up a word.
What, “fish”?
Orange
Yeah. What is that? Describe it.
Amazingly, it can be more than one thing.
WHAT A COUNTRY!