Ok, seriously, no drunken peeing on the servers tonight, alright?

/eyes Horatio nervously

We’re going to try it one more time.  The first went pretty okay until the whole site shut down.

Today was an exciting day in SPROTS with international ELITE soccer, AFL, and preseason NFL games all on tap.  Results:

English Premier League

Manchester United 0 – 0 Newcastle United

Crystal Palace 2 – 1 Aston Villa

Leicester City 1 – 1 Tottenham Hotspur

Norwich City 1 – 1 Stoke City

Sunderland 1 – 1 Swansea

West Ham United 3 – 4 AFC Bournemouth

La Liga

Deportivo La Coruña 0 – 0 Real Sociedad

Español 1 – 0 Getafe

Atletico Madrid 1 – 0 Las Palmas

Rayo Vallecano 0 – 0 Valencia

AFL

Collingwood 56 – 147 Richmond

GWS Giants 44 – 133 Sydney Swans

Gold Coast 97 – 95 Essendon

St. Kilda 97 – 97 Geelong

Adelaide 131 – 44 Brisbane

NFL

Panthers 31 – 30 Dolphins

Eagles 40 – 17 Ravens

Colts 11 – 23 Bears

Giants 22 – 12 Jags

Saints 24 – 26 Patriots

Vikings X – X Raiders (in progress due to weather delay)

Texans 10 – 14 Broncos

Cardinals vs. Chargers (in progress at time of post)

Here is your komedy appetizer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oGl4Bb_f60

as an additional komedy appetizer, here is the team I drafted tonight for one of my leagues (12 team,QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, W/R, DEF, K, no PPR in case you are interested).  Mock away:

QB:  Tony Romo, Ryan Tannehill

RB: LeSean McCoy, Mark Ingram, Chris Ivory, Devonta Freeman, Darren Sproles

WR: Jordan Matthews, Charles Johnson, Marques Colston, Kendall Wright

TE:  Gronk, Ladarius Green

DEF:  Green Bay

K: Garret Hartley (PIT)

and your Slutty Saturday goodness:

If you want to watch more sports, the North Melbourne Kangaroos are currently facing the league-leading Fremantle Dockers while in an hour the Carlton Blues will face the Melbourne Demons and the West Coast Eagles host the Western Bulldogs.  Have at it, you monsters!  Remember, you break it, you bought it…