Holy crap, it’s here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We’ve been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands of terrible think pieces about violence and concussions, the weird muzzling of Junior Seau’s daughter at the Hall of Fame, Geno Smith getting punched in the face by a teammate, and everything else awful pertaining to football being dragged into the light. Sadly, this is in no way a comprehensive list.
But now, we’re here. We’ve climbed an Everest of garbage and planted our dick joke flag on top of NFL mountain. Let’s have a great time tonight, kids.
FOO’BAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd Half Post is up HERE
I’ll be watching baseball until this shit ends. Someone alert me.
Breaking out the Joe Greene 1975 throwback ordinarily reserved for playoff games.
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Hey Tom this is a man that would rip your fucking head off & drink your blood. Again the only hall of fame players on D he’s seen in the playoffs , Ray Lewis & Ed Reed, have fucked him up. Swallow that Simmons. Honorable mention to Strahan.
Yuck.
This is god damn painful.
I officially welcome the meteor. Whenever you’re ready.
Any other AFCN fans hating themselves for rooting for the Patriots?
Patriots won the Super Bowl?
They’ve had an entire soccer half of pregame coverage
I think the only Pat I’ve ever liked during the GrumbleBum era is Troy Brown.
Randy Moss always seemed like he hated it there, which makes me like him.
Wait, the Patriots have a black cheerleader?
How’d they sneak her in?
They bused her in
Even as the resident DFO Pats fan, this is a little much.
You should enjoy it; your team won. Also, Brady is 38, so maybe there’s one most Super Bowl in his era, if you’re lucky.
I must be the resident DTF Patriots fan?
You should enjoy it; your team won. Also, Brady is 38, so maybe there’s one more (at the most) Super Bowl in his era, if you’re lucky.
‘But this trophy feels slightly smaller and deflated then the other ones.’
As much as I hate the Patriots I would sort of respect them if they sent Brady out with the 4th trophy.
Okay, this can officially eat a dead raccoon’s dick.
I wish I was there, and I wish I had many, many guns.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT METEOR?
I bet this guy’s hero is Drew Brees.
I declare war on New England.
O Fortuna? Christ. I need booze.
But my fantasy draft isn’t over!
If the rest of America is coming to Gillette Stadium it’s with torches, pitchforks and a bad attitude buddy.
Jebus. How long does this circle-jerk go on for?
The pre-game, not the rivebrog.
Get used to using mute. I got it silenced and Kraft being Kraft is no reason for me to unmute
Dropkick Murphys.
Why?
Which one of those fucking troglodytes had ever even witnessed a dropkick? #DFORWC
Boston Market commercial now. I am this close to buying a pressure cooker and visiting a boston sporting event.
Oh great I almost forget how NBC and the other networks will overzealosly badger us to watch their staid non-football programming.
its spelled “stayed” smh
OMG guys did you hear Rodney Harrison actually picked the Patriots to win. He really went out on a limb with that one.
Bob Costas. So grateful for my mute button.
Dropkick Murphys peforming on the field with neon shamrocks on the stage behind them.
Not enough clichés! They should be drinking Sam Adams while singing!
I owe this to Leigh
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Shut up Zymm I know it is a repeat
Livebrog on vacation?
Livebrog on vacation. HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN BOYS??
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thats some good vacation hustle!
I was lazy today and didn’t work out. As punishment, I’m not letting myself drink beer tonight. Tomorrow I run; tomorrow I drink.
There’s always liquor…
True story: I am wearing the Gronk tshirt my wife’s hot aunty bought me. I wonder why she is always buying me stuff, giving me money, baking me cookies, and letting me eat her pie?
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“Pie” is a metaphor, right?
Sure, why not?
The Dropkick Murphies at a Patriots game? They are officially just trolling us.
The band Boston would play, but they’re too stupid to use a Hibachi outdoors.
Marky Mark & his fun bunch were not available. Still if this was Seattle we’d be looking at Macklemore.
fantasy matchup : Galatasary versus New England , I would solely watch crowd shots
It’s like how Chicago always goes with Fallout Boy.
So Antonio Brown will get mugged all night and Cris Collinsworth won’t say a fucking thing, but if Gronk ges a sideways look the flags will fly right? Fuck this team. The next Pats fan that complains about the league not kissing their ass enough should have his or her asshole packed with cockroaches
Gonna give him the ol’ “Syracuse Salute” eh?
Wait, are there actually Pats fans that don’t feel as if they are shown enough favoritism???
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You haven’t been to Deadspin or ESPN’s comment section have you?
“It’s like, when Napoleon was the king, people would constantly try to conquer him…”
Rob Gronkowski is football Dirk Diggler.
A neon sign just exploded from the power of his Gronking.
Ok, I think I can breathe again, so I got that going for me. Hey Fek you asshole. Nice to see you.
‘What’s it like to belong to the cheatingest group of cheaters ever? Because for me, I know my soul has died, Gronk.’
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory!?
Holy crap, all the fahkin’ content heah!
It’s gonna take me until kickoff to catch up.
How the fuck you doin, boys? It’s good to be back.
Fuck this segment…
Hey, you hate the Pats all you want but Gronk transcends all!
– the doctor from Human Centipede
Ask him about time machines, Rodney.
“Gronk, your play has the momentum of a runaway train. Just how great are you?”
lady snow just yelled “WHAT ARE THOSE” at the cat again, so we’re off to a great start.
What did the cat say?
From what I know about cats, I’d wager it was “Fuck you”.
I am going to be so lost, not doing Fantasy Football for the first time in seemingly decades. Football for pure watching enjoyment? MY EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Fuck off Rodney.
Is it just me, or are we already melting down the servers?
A little bit, yeah.
HinesWald commentaly don’t mert steer serlels!
Good news about the new site, no annoying pats fans wondering in
key word being annoying
I can try harder to be annoying!
No auto update on mobile? How do I word press?
A TRUE GREATRIOT classic
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Christ.