That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Pfft. Dez’s mom took a harder shot than that earlier today, if you know what I mean.
Jeff Ireland agrees
McFadden’s eyes are open!!
“Ease into the hole and explode”
The Mike McCarthyism Story
To commiserate with the Doctor, I too have goosebumps on my tits. Or as I like to tell my blind friend, the Braille Kama Sutra,
O/U on the # of plays until McFadden suffers his perennial season-ending injury?
McFadden is only 28?
Yeah, but his body is an unhealthy 52.
196 in dog years
Hans Moleman’s 31, so that sounds about right.
That’s like 42 in black running back years.
McFadden gets his one game of being healthy early this year
So Dez was still battling a hangover, right?
Brad Wing is one of the most badass fb players I have ever seen.
Guess I’m the only one here who watches CFB
No sir, the number of badass trick plays LSU did with him were fantastic.
Dez just went to check on his mom in Jerrys booth and make sure she was getting the money up front.
Cowboys already out of challenges. FEELS GOOD TO BE A PLEB, DONT IT, PRINCETON BOY?
Test. http://gfycat.com/IllegalAnnualAllosaurus
Cowboy fans don’t deserve to be happy. I dated a Patriot’s fan and reaped the horrible, they should do the same.
How drunk were you that you made such a poor life choice?
Pretty drunk. Also, I didn’t know initially. But I met him after MNF when there was a special on grandpa beers.
Cris personally went over the definition of a catch with the refs this offseason?
Ugh…no where in baseball is the rule “Tie goes to a runner” fucking exists.
GOD DAMN ITS NOT A PETER KING COLUMN WHY ARE WE TALKING BASEBALL!?!?
i thought garret went to princeton his challenges make it seem like he went to DeVry
I retract my statement
Test
BOFA
testes
Garrett looks like his scolding the officials for crewing his catamaran with a people who are clearly meant for a schooner.
Peyton to a naked Laotian boy: “We-tell-no-one-a-bout-this”
Test
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It worked?
Manning: Can’t throw over-10-yard pass.
Smarter ginger: Garrett or
http://www.japanesecooking101.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC02233-2.jpg
The F150 may have military-grade materials, but can it do all that crazy shit the Toyota Hilux did on Top Gear?
Military-grade = “built by lowest bidder.”
I’ll be so happy when the trucks-as-status-symbols things dies a fiery death.
And takes truck nuts with it.
http://imgur.com/a/nmDV7#0
NSFW album
/Slaps Spur on the ass. HARD.
Oh Jason.
What’s up dfo’ers? So, how about them Bills today.
Congrats on the win today!
Did not expect them to dominate like that
Princeton education
Jason garret going full Andy Reid
White people on top of a mountain needing rescue and Morgan Freeman isn’t in the credits. Well, that’s a first.
This new version of the Jason Garret bot is so fucking lifelike this year. What operating system is he on now?
MS DOS
Did JERRAH not clean up all the KY after the orgy this week?
Christ I can’t even watch a seperate game with out hearing rodgers get verbally fellated.
Howdy all
DAT ELI SPEED
I realize that Dallas needs Astroturf but dear god their field looks like shit. I mean if my carpeting was installed with seams that visible, I would be livid.
Well, you get what you pay for.
THIS TEXAS WEATHER I CALL IT ADRIAN PETERSON’S SWITCH BECAUSE IT MAKES BLACK BALLS SHRIVEL IN HORROR
Marshall Newhouse? HAHAHAHAHA.
/Develops a cold sweat
//gets sacked
Obese woman at Camden yards wearing a Big Ben jersey and Orioles hat
wat
No shit, Chet. No shit
Listen “Everest” if I wanted to watch some people struggle against a mountain, I’ll watch Game of Thrones
Seriously, do we need anymore goddamn PG-13 movies?
http://i.imgur.com/M407efP
NSFW, or Aaron Rodgers
http://ludtkephotoblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/otkwiml109.jpg
THE STORM OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK LEAVES SHERPAS WITHOUT CLUELESS IDIOTS TO GUIDE
Am I the only one who thinks the “Built Ford Tough” commercials are fucking obnoxious?
I like the F150 and I scream “IT’S A FUCKING TRUCK” every time those commercials come on.
Al Michaels and Collinsworth look like Pinky & The Brain
Minus any brains.
Narf!
They look more like 2 Stupid Dogs, to me.
Dallas keeps the ball, eh?
Refs already bored of the game
Spoiler alert: FTWD is still stupid bullshit.
Dammmmittt. Also, good to see you Fek.
KYLE WILBUR JUST KILLED A MAN
“Imma run BACKWARDS” is always a bold strategy
http://i.imgur.com/CUGhnPq.jpg
“Hello, I’m Chris Collinsworth”
“And I’m guy who actually understands the game of football, Chris Collinsworth….”