I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
ESPN Deportes bitches.
Man, ESPN in my city has some stupid DII college team in black, red and gold uniforms.
Anybody have a stream of the NFL game?
I’m getting an NAIA DII game
Trent’s not good at nicknames.
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A GUN SHOW
Its about time the 49ers changed their stupid colors. Its not like they did anything good in them:
You can’t see it, but I bet he’s wearing Skechers.
yeah but
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“Running like the Reggie Bush we remember”
He has not done anything memorable in the NFL. Ever. Except that time Sheldon Brown hit him so hard he died.
“No kidding. I can’t remember anything he’s done in the NFL”
– Trent Green
Reggie Bush didn’t die!
Chris Berman sounds like he accidentally ate a whole tortoise, she’ll and all.
Speaking of Reggie Bush. I’d like to have sex with Kim Kardashian.
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Leather clad cheerleaders? Someone taser Berman.
SKOL
Chris Berman’s sweat can eat through steel faster than an Alien’s blood. True story.
But it cant melt steel beams…
-Pete Carrol
Can it burn steel?
I never want to hear Berman say take your top off ever again
The gold helmets look so out of place on the black unis.
I just realized that I’m about to watch a Berman game stone sober. God help me.
On the bright side, if Kaep literally shits his pants, nobody will be able to tell.
I can’t do Berman. Peace. I’m out. Goodnight folks
Why are the vikings playing a division 2 football team?
Early fa cup round?
Is there anyone’s despicable behavior that ESPN won’t turn into a bullshit redemption story?
It could be worse?
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That has to be Photoshop.
Good god, when did this atrocity happen?
It looks like Photoshop. Its colored jersey on colored jersey.
There’s no way the NFL would let that happen/
Chris Berman = everything wrong with everything
Remember when the 9ers wanted to win football games, that was a fun era.
I prefer dumpster fire era 9ers. Dumpster fires are so much fun to watch.
zike mimmer
He will only be redeemed if someone beats him with a stick when he fumbles.
There’s the R word.
It is so obvious that he still genuinely doesn’t believe that he did anything wrong.
Is Trent Dilfer Bruce Willis’ body double?
“Balls trying to get ripped away from him”
Take away the “away with him” and he’s got plenty of recent experience.
ESPN please stop letting these assholes announce
Best of luck to Adrian Peterson, I hope he gets mauled by a pack of rabid pitbulls. Fucker.
These are your dumpster fire 9’ers…
What are y’all bitches drinking? I’m on that Knobb Creek (no homo)
hey guys
sup
my neighbors dogs are loud
Sure puts a fire under his son’s ass too!
The only people to have those black 49er jerseys before were the angry white kids in American History X.
You’re with me Leather.
Fire fire fire
Kid asked me to mute the game while she works on a homework project. I was annoyed until I remembered Dilfer/Berman
Serendipity
Peterson is going to whip his teammates into shape.
Those are the worst fucking uniforms I’ve ever seen.
Montreal had some bad ones
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Let’s see who commenting this…NOPE!
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Holy fuck they went all out for the announcing crew for this shit show.
OK, round 2 underway. What’s the O/U on total yardage tonight for AP?
But I want to adjust my TV set because of you Berman.
Is Berman broadcasting in a foam box?
It’s time to hear Berman tell stories about his love affair with Carmen Policy. Whooooooooooooop.
Chris Berman sounds like he’s already got Debartolo’s balls in his mouth.
Had to work late, and still get to watch a full monday night game.
Seriously: why in the hell do we have Thursday night football but not a doubleheader every Monday night? It’s seriosuly the best idea they’ve had in years.
Don’t give them ideas. I need some sleep on Mondays!
AP’s son has a 2 hour bedtime cushion with dad on the left coast
I’d casually flip to this game just to watch implosions. At least until Colbert.