Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

ESPN Deportes bitches.

synapticmisfires

Man, ESPN in my city has some stupid DII college team in black, red and gold uniforms.

Anybody have a stream of the NFL game?

packman_jon

I’m getting an NAIA DII game

Trent’s not good at nicknames.

Sill Bimmons

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A GUN SHOW

Redshirt

Its about time the 49ers changed their stupid colors. Its not like they did anything good in them:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You can’t see it, but I bet he’s wearing Skechers.

HeadBeeGuy

“Running like the Reggie Bush we remember”
He has not done anything memorable in the NFL. Ever. Except that time Sheldon Brown hit him so hard he died.

packman_jon

“No kidding. I can’t remember anything he’s done in the NFL”

– Trent Green

King Hippo

Reggie Bush didn’t die!

John Difool

Chris Berman sounds like he accidentally ate a whole tortoise, she’ll and all.

Kungjitsu

Speaking of Reggie Bush. I’d like to have sex with Kim Kardashian.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Leather clad cheerleaders? Someone taser Berman.

packman_jon

SKOL

jjfozz

Chris Berman’s sweat can eat through steel faster than an Alien’s blood. True story.

Sharkbait

But it cant melt steel beams…

-Pete Carrol

packman_jon

Can it burn steel?

Sharkbait

I never want to hear Berman say take your top off ever again

Sill Bimmons

The gold helmets look so out of place on the black unis.

HeadBeeGuy

I just realized that I’m about to watch a Berman game stone sober. God help me.

King Hippo

On the bright side, if Kaep literally shits his pants, nobody will be able to tell.

ssi_bulldawg

I can’t do Berman. Peace. I’m out. Goodnight folks

Stabby Pants

Why are the vikings playing a division 2 football team?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Early fa cup round?

HeadBeeGuy

Is there anyone’s despicable behavior that ESPN won’t turn into a bullshit redemption story?

Redshirt
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

That has to be Photoshop.

The Maestro

Good god, when did this atrocity happen?

Redshirt

It looks like Photoshop. Its colored jersey on colored jersey.

There’s no way the NFL would let that happen/

jjfozz

Chris Berman = everything wrong with everything

Remember when the 9ers wanted to win football games, that was a fun era.

packman_jon

I prefer dumpster fire era 9ers. Dumpster fires are so much fun to watch.

The Maestro

zike mimmer

Jethro

He will only be redeemed if someone beats him with a stick when he fumbles.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

There’s the R word.

Sill Bimmons

It is so obvious that he still genuinely doesn’t believe that he did anything wrong.

packman_jon

Is Trent Dilfer Bruce Willis’ body double?

HeadBeeGuy

“Balls trying to get ripped away from him”
Take away the “away with him” and he’s got plenty of recent experience.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

ESPN please stop letting these assholes announce

jjfozz

Best of luck to Adrian Peterson, I hope he gets mauled by a pack of rabid pitbulls. Fucker.

JustStopDude

These are your dumpster fire 9’ers…

Kungjitsu

What are y’all bitches drinking? I’m on that Knobb Creek (no homo)

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Spanky Datass

sup

my neighbors dogs are loud

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Sure puts a fire under his son’s ass too!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The only people to have those black 49er jerseys before were the angry white kids in American History X.

You’re with me Leather.

Jethro

Fire fire fire

King Hippo

Kid asked me to mute the game while she works on a homework project. I was annoyed until I remembered Dilfer/Berman

theeWeeBabySeamus

Serendipity

Sharkbait

Peterson is going to whip his teammates into shape.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Those are the worst fucking uniforms I’ve ever seen.

Redshirt

Let’s see who commenting this…NOPE!

JustStopDude

Holy fuck they went all out for the announcing crew for this shit show.

The Maestro

OK, round 2 underway. What’s the O/U on total yardage tonight for AP?

Sharkbait

But I want to adjust my TV set because of you Berman.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Is Berman broadcasting in a foam box?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s time to hear Berman tell stories about his love affair with Carmen Policy. Whooooooooooooop.

Stabby Pants

Chris Berman sounds like he’s already got Debartolo’s balls in his mouth.

Stabby Pants

Had to work late, and still get to watch a full monday night game.

Seriously: why in the hell do we have Thursday night football but not a doubleheader every Monday night? It’s seriosuly the best idea they’ve had in years.

Redshirt

Don’t give them ideas. I need some sleep on Mondays!

theeWeeBabySeamus

AP’s son has a 2 hour bedtime cushion with dad on the left coast

Shogun Marcus

I’d casually flip to this game just to watch implosions. At least until Colbert.

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