I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
…Fuck you with a cock made of fire, Berman.
This game is proof the football gods exist and they absolutely fucking disdain us.
Welp.
Sometimes I think you want to fail!
ALL YOUR FAIL ARE BELONG TO RIVEBROG
Holding so obvious that I saw it, and I’m barely paying attention.
I tried to sneak out for a cig before the punt, had to run back up to watch the replay
“Also, there was a third foul on both teams for this shitshow so far”
There’s a flag…. This may come back, but if it doesn’t, look at the speed, what the fuck YOU ARE ANNOUNCING THE GOD DAMN GAME PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!!!
With this flag…
http://i.imgur.com/VFFPNwa.jpg
This game is going to end in an -84 – -84 tie.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Fuck it…I am switching over to Ultimate Tazer Ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBcXDJS5Go
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
What do you expect from a team that is apparently coached by Karl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
+2Wycked
In a civilized country, both these teams would get the help they need.
Why are the Vikings and Dominguez High scrimmaging on national TV?
Oh thank god…cause if there is one thing that this game needs…its another fucking punt!
DFO Commenterists all like:
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Second half of the first game was better, so…
Is it Thursday already?
I’m working on a “64 hour coma” pill, but it’s still in the experimental phase.
Big and long, eh Trent?
Good god
Am I high? Is this game happening?
It is happening. You may also be high. If so, share the wealth, brother.
I preface this statement that I actually mean no hyperbole, but this might be the Rivebroggiest MNF evar.
At half time they better fucking switch to a rebroadcast of the Giants-Cowboys game.
I feel like I am watching the South Park episode where the kids are trying to throw the baseball game because they don’t want to play baseball all summer.
+1
Wha!?! I thought this was America!
THESE TEAMS SUCK ASS!
I bet McKinnon really hopes AP’s kid does some misbehaving.
DILFER: AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW NORV TURNER.
Hey all. Just checking in. Not watching the game or anything — just hate Kaepernick and hope you are all getting to rip on him.
Also, I saw a Vine and the 49ers are sure going with an ugly look tonight.
Stay away, it’s not safe
Yeah, you’re not missing much.
And all this time I thought you were watching TV with us.
It’s hard to focus on 7aepernick because everyone else is so terrible also.
McKinnon looks a hell of a lot better than AP
It’s a good thing Michael Sam is out of football, or this broadcast would be a hate crime.
Apparently Trent is talking like an 1820s frontiersman.
NaVorro Bowman should hand in his transfer request.
Mike Zimmer seems like the kind of guy who would get into a fight with the opposing team’s coach at his kid’s hockey game.
While Tomsula would knife him for gettingtoo close to his bindle.
At some point, I will have to pull Bridgewater and/or Torrey Smith off the bench. Terrifying
My WR corps is so bad I got outbid for Torrey Smith.
Lindsay 7zarniak not bad.
http://i.imgur.com/EGk7vre.gif
OH MY GOD ITS NOT EVEN HALF TIME YET?!?! WHY DEAR GOD WHY?!?!
Isn’t the slobberknocker what AP used to tenderize his kid’s balls?
Wow Bob wow!
IT’S ALSO ABOUT BEING FURIOUS DUH
http://i.imgur.com/XQannBH.jpg
BERMAN: THAT FUMBLE BY THE RUGBY GUY MADE THEM OUST THEIR PRIME MINISTER. THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE CONFUSES THE ORDER OF EVENTS TO US AMERICANS.
I challenge ANYONE to parse what the fuck Dilfer said right before commercial break.
“It may be sloppy but we are…” It sounded like “blurpbble”
http://i.imgur.com/ZcmjS13.gif
Chris Berman is like someone attached a speaker to the neurons of a person being electrocuted.
“Rack and pinion hit”
What the fuck does that mean? Is that a part of a vehicle that you drive on a concrete cyanide driveway?
http://i.imgur.com/g2TnAyJ.jpg
Berman definitely asks for rack and peanut steering when buying a new car.
huh rack and pinion wut
The team of Dilfer and Berman is second only to the team of Leopold and Loeb in likability.