Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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OsamaBenJarvus

…Fuck you with a cock made of fire, Berman.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

This game is proof the football gods exist and they absolutely fucking disdain us.

Sharkbait

Welp.

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Beerguyrob

Sometimes I think you want to fail!

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Sill Bimmons

ALL YOUR FAIL ARE BELONG TO RIVEBROG

King Hippo

Holding so obvious that I saw it, and I’m barely paying attention.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I tried to sneak out for a cig before the punt, had to run back up to watch the replay

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Also, there was a third foul on both teams for this shitshow so far”

entropy

There’s a flag…. This may come back, but if it doesn’t, look at the speed, what the fuck YOU ARE ANNOUNCING THE GOD DAMN GAME PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!!!

The Mighty Feklahr

With this flag…

http://i.imgur.com/VFFPNwa.jpg

hippofant

This game is going to end in an -84 – -84 tie.

Stabby Pants

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Sill Bimmons

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

JustStopDude

Fuck it…I am switching over to Ultimate Tazer Ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBcXDJS5Go

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Duchess

What do you expect from a team that is apparently coached by Karl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

+2Wycked

makeitsnowondem

In a civilized country, both these teams would get the help they need.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Why are the Vikings and Dominguez High scrimmaging on national TV?

JustStopDude

Oh thank god…cause if there is one thing that this game needs…its another fucking punt!

Sill Bimmons

Second half of the first game was better, so…

hippofant

Is it Thursday already?

King Hippo

I’m working on a “64 hour coma” pill, but it’s still in the experimental phase.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Big and long, eh Trent?

Sep

Good god

Stabby Pants

Am I high? Is this game happening?

Brick Meathook

It is happening. You may also be high. If so, share the wealth, brother.

The Mighty Feklahr

I preface this statement that I actually mean no hyperbole, but this might be the Rivebroggiest MNF evar.

JustStopDude

At half time they better fucking switch to a rebroadcast of the Giants-Cowboys game.

Duchess

I feel like I am watching the South Park episode where the kids are trying to throw the baseball game because they don’t want to play baseball all summer.

The Mighty Feklahr

+1

JustStopDude

Wha!?! I thought this was America!

deadlydeadlyhawk

THESE TEAMS SUCK ASS!

OsamaBenJarvus

I bet McKinnon really hopes AP’s kid does some misbehaving.

Brick Meathook

DILFER: AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW NORV TURNER.

blaxabbath

Hey all. Just checking in. Not watching the game or anything — just hate Kaepernick and hope you are all getting to rip on him.

Also, I saw a Vine and the 49ers are sure going with an ugly look tonight.

Moonbatting Average

Stay away, it’s not safe

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, you’re not missing much.

Brick Meathook

And all this time I thought you were watching TV with us.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s hard to focus on 7aepernick because everyone else is so terrible also.

trollsoharduniversity

McKinnon looks a hell of a lot better than AP

Beerguyrob

It’s a good thing Michael Sam is out of football, or this broadcast would be a hate crime.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Apparently Trent is talking like an 1820s frontiersman.

King Hippo

NaVorro Bowman should hand in his transfer request.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mike Zimmer seems like the kind of guy who would get into a fight with the opposing team’s coach at his kid’s hockey game.

Stabby Pants

While Tomsula would knife him for gettingtoo close to his bindle.

Moonbatting Average

At some point, I will have to pull Bridgewater and/or Torrey Smith off the bench. Terrifying

King Hippo

My WR corps is so bad I got outbid for Torrey Smith.

deadlydeadlyhawk

Lindsay 7zarniak not bad.

Sill Bimmons
JustStopDude

OH MY GOD ITS NOT EVEN HALF TIME YET?!?! WHY DEAR GOD WHY?!?!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Isn’t the slobberknocker what AP used to tenderize his kid’s balls?

The Mighty Feklahr

Wow Bob wow!

Sill Bimmons

IT’S ALSO ABOUT BEING FURIOUS DUH

The Mighty Feklahr
Brick Meathook

BERMAN: THAT FUMBLE BY THE RUGBY GUY MADE THEM OUST THEIR PRIME MINISTER. THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE CONFUSES THE ORDER OF EVENTS TO US AMERICANS.

JustStopDude

I challenge ANYONE to parse what the fuck Dilfer said right before commercial break.

“It may be sloppy but we are…” It sounded like “blurpbble”

The Mighty Feklahr
Stabby Pants

Chris Berman is like someone attached a speaker to the neurons of a person being electrocuted.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Rack and pinion hit”

What the fuck does that mean? Is that a part of a vehicle that you drive on a concrete cyanide driveway?

The Mighty Feklahr
WCS

Berman definitely asks for rack and peanut steering when buying a new car.

Sill Bimmons

huh rack and pinion wut

OsamaBenJarvus

The team of Dilfer and Berman is second only to the team of Leopold and Loeb in likability.

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