Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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Sill Bimmons

Holy fuck motherfucking fuck….

Old School Zero

Well, at least this has been good for my fantasy team.

/glares at fantasy team

Brick Meathook

I TOTALLY PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Andy Reid just vowed that he will never call a running play in an important situation again. Or any other situation.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

So thr Broncos are foing to win most of their games by allowing the other team to snatch defeat aren’t they?

Senor Weaselo

Hey, they may go 2-0 out of it, so somehow it’s worked.

entropy

You Fucked Yourself: The 2015 Denver Broncos Story

King Hippo

I will allow it.

LeighAnne

“Even though I’m on my fourth neck and I can’t feel my throwing hand, you guys are somehow worse”
— Peyton Manning’s autobiography, chapter covering 2015

WCS

The game is now in Alex Smith’s tiny hands.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Andy Reid was still watching the GOP debate when he called in that draw play.

Senor Weaselo

CHARLES, NO! He got mah head, I’m the Juggernaut, bitch…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The OTHER other Brandon Marshall.

Dick E. Phuck

That’s so Chiefs.

Brocky

How will peter king fluff manning for this? Leadership causes fumbles

Old School Zero

Lucky fivehead bastard

hippofant

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, ANDY, RUNNING A DRAW PLAY? WHY WOULD YOU TAKE SUCH A STUPID RISK?

King Hippo

ANDY REID, EVERYBODY!

/he also did this with 8 seconds left in the half, exposing his star player to an unnecessary hit running straight into the line in the process.

Col. Duke LaCross

Carrying it like a loaf of bread.

WCS

Are Hippo, Moose, and Moonbatting Average still alive?

King Hippo

Does a fugue state count?

Redshirt

Was there any other way this game would have ended?

entropy

Stillllll hoping for that meteor….

Senor Weaselo

Safety?

makeitsnowondem

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah(forever)

entropy

That was certainly unexpected.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Badger

Are you fucking shitting me?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sill, do I lose 6 for fumble lost returned for a TD?

Sill Bimmons

NO IDEA

packman_jon

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blackroseMD1

I hate everything right now.

OsamaBenJarvus

wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, well. That was kinda….

King Hippo

OH MY HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Sill Bimmons

no fucking way that just happened

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DERP

Dick E. Phuck

Holy Shit

MikeWallaceAndGromit

HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED!aqw#rqsfd asdfgasdfg

entropy

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Old School Zero

wat

waaaaaat

WCS

Oh, the HERP.

Redshirt

YES!

Badger

Mom’s spaghetti!

entropy

Oooop, there goes gravity

Sill Bimmons

And now for the KelceDown to win it in OT.

entropy

Hi, I’m Peyton Manning.

And I’m I Used to be Good at Football Peyton Manning, and I’m gonna handle this last throw, OK?

makeitsnowondem

BONUS DRINKING ROUND

King Hippo

I feel like I kind of have to now. Thursday OT, amirite??

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I want to bitch about no NSFW. I looked liked 30 places.

Nice play, nice extra point

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Good thing everyone has faith in Alex Smith to lead the–BAHAHAHAHAHA

OsamaBenJarvus

sigh…goddamnit.

Badger

More FF points for Charles and Demaryius.

Sill Bimmons

AND WE CELEBRATE THE POINTS WITH THE TOUCHING OF THE DOWNS

King Hippo

TWO PLEAZ

MikeWallaceAndGromit

SANDERRSSSSSSSSS!

Senor Weaselo

THIS GAME REFUSES TO END.

WCS

Naturally.

OsamaBenJarvus

Please let this end on a missed PAT.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy robot balls