Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
Holy fuck motherfucking fuck….
Well, at least this has been good for my fantasy team.
/glares at fantasy team
I TOTALLY PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Andy Reid just vowed that he will never call a running play in an important situation again. Or any other situation.
So thr Broncos are foing to win most of their games by allowing the other team to snatch defeat aren’t they?
Hey, they may go 2-0 out of it, so somehow it’s worked.
You Fucked Yourself: The 2015 Denver Broncos Story
I will allow it.
“Even though I’m on my fourth neck and I can’t feel my throwing hand, you guys are somehow worse”
— Peyton Manning’s autobiography, chapter covering 2015
The game is now in Alex Smith’s tiny hands.
Andy Reid was still watching the GOP debate when he called in that draw play.
CHARLES, NO! He got mah head, I’m the Juggernaut, bitch…
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The OTHER other Brandon Marshall.
That’s so Chiefs.
How will peter king fluff manning for this? Leadership causes fumbles
Lucky fivehead bastard
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, ANDY, RUNNING A DRAW PLAY? WHY WOULD YOU TAKE SUCH A STUPID RISK?
ANDY REID, EVERYBODY!
/he also did this with 8 seconds left in the half, exposing his star player to an unnecessary hit running straight into the line in the process.
Carrying it like a loaf of bread.
Are Hippo, Moose, and Moonbatting Average still alive?
Does a fugue state count?
Was there any other way this game would have ended?
Stillllll hoping for that meteor….
Safety?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah(forever)
That was certainly unexpected.
Missed the fumble. Boobs
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Are you fucking shitting me?
Sill, do I lose 6 for fumble lost returned for a TD?
NO IDEA
I hate everything right now.
wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Well, well. That was kinda….
OH MY HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
no fucking way that just happened
DERP
Holy Shit
HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED!aqw#rqsfd asdfgasdfg
Ho. Lee. Shit.
wat
waaaaaat
Oh, the HERP.
YES!
Mom’s spaghetti!
Oooop, there goes gravity
And now for the KelceDown to win it in OT.
Hi, I’m Peyton Manning.
And I’m I Used to be Good at Football Peyton Manning, and I’m gonna handle this last throw, OK?
BONUS DRINKING ROUND
I feel like I kind of have to now. Thursday OT, amirite??
I want to bitch about no NSFW. I looked liked 30 places.
Nice play, nice extra point
Good thing everyone has faith in Alex Smith to lead the–BAHAHAHAHAHA
sigh…goddamnit.
More FF points for Charles and Demaryius.
AND WE CELEBRATE THE POINTS WITH THE TOUCHING OF THE DOWNS
TWO PLEAZ
SANDERRSSSSSSSSS!
THIS GAME REFUSES TO END.
Naturally.
Please let this end on a missed PAT.
Holy robot balls