Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…

Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.

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Is anyone really annoyed by the lower-third score graphic in which the numbers do not line up?

Sep

ALERT boring Brett Favre anecdote from Collinsworth ALERT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Reminder: the Emmys suck.

Mike McCarthyism

That was not an optimal pass.

Old School Zero

Pretty soon, all of our first round draft picks will be injured.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

And the streak of Aaron Rodgers games where Brett Favre is mentioned is extended.

(Site loading really slow for anybody else?)

Romonobyl

Yeah, really laggy. I thought maybe it was my computer machine.

Romonobyl

Just finished cutting the lawn. Had to gnaw on the mixture of mulched grass and dog shit to get the vile taste of DAL/PHI out of my mouth, yet here I am watching another game. WTF is wrong with me?!?!

Old School Zero

Maybe an amoeba in the brain?

Dick E. Phuck

Rodgers isn’t just like Favre. He’s probably packing much more.

Mike McCarthyism

YOOGE

/drink

Sharkbait

Aaron Rodgers. A little light in the cleats.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

You can never have too much Patrick Warburton.

fleshwound_NPG

DOINK!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I could have told you that was going to happen; I’m playing against him in fantasy.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

DOINK

Old School Zero

Juuuuuuust inside.

Doktor Zymm

I would watch an NFL version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Pete Carroll plays that girl who chews gum all the time and turns into a blueberry.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

At what temperature does an Everlasting Gobstopper melt?

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Jet fuel can absolutely melt chocolate.

Martin

Graham is lagging because now he’s playing in the NFL instead of the NFC South

Dick E. Phuck

Two yard dumpoffs to the fullback. Great offensive strategy!!

Shogun Marcus

Is Dom capers bound and gagged? A boy can dream.

bourb0nblues

A boy named Aaron.

ThePirateSloth

Anyone else watching this solely online at NBC? Do you find that the stream quite often lags behind live?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s waaaaaaay behind. I hear about the game faster from you guys.

Mike McCarthyism

Gang tackling is what got DeSean Jackson released by the Eagles

Old School Zero

Sorry about your Skittles, Beef Moe.

tundrajim

It’s called Blindspot because network TV won’t let you see her nipples.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Who the hell is Mike Pennel?

Sill Bimmons

So very few things compare with a properly reheated leftover Sicilian slice:

http://slice.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2010/06/20100602-pizza33-sicilian-thumb-500×374-92736-thumb-500×374-92737.jpg

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Green Bay: We have a bridge!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Okay, the first Pitch Perfect was fantastic and the sequel was absolute shit.

Martin

Isn’t that the one where Brittany Snow eats out Anna Kendrick while the hot wildling clan leader from GoT is their eurotrash dom?

Sharkbait

But when was Graham dunking?

Mike McCarthyism

Orange Bozo: New Jersey’s worst clown

Dick E. Phuck

Where’s Bozo!!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Blindspot: An excuse to show nudity

ThePirateSloth
Sill Bimmons

NICE WORK PACK

King Hippo

If Rodgers connects with Jones 3 more times (I start BOTH!), I will be right back in my fantasy match-up!

/goddamned Le’Veon suspension

Sharkbait

Anyone except Lacy!

fleshwound_NPG

MOE BEEFED

ThePirateSloth
Doktor Zymm

Timeouts for all!

Sharkbait

Didnt Jimmy Graham play some sort of other sport with a round ball?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Tennis.

ThePirateSloth

I might black out by the 2nd quarter

Old School Zero

No one will blame you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Good god no!”

– Riley Cooper

King Hippo

a whoooolllllle pack of badgers

Mike McCarthyism

JR Sweezy seems like a fake name a frat bro would give himself

Doktor Zymm

Wouldn’t Devin Hester have to be dead for someone to be his reincarnation?

Old School Zero

NFL talking heads are not interested in your ‘logic’.

fleshwound_NPG

Well, he does play sports in Atlanta….

Lothar of the Hill People

Hester’s been dead to Chicago fans for a few years now.

Sill Bimmons

I just realized that I am no longer under threat of the UFFORDCALYPSE

So…

Fuck you, Seattle
FUCK you, Seattle
Fuck YOU, Seattle
Fuck you, SEAttle
Fuck you, seaTTLE

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/59910773.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ban him.

Spanky Datass

TOUCHDOWNSEAHAAAAAWKS!!!!!1!!

Oh wait….

Charge of the Light Brigade

Richard Sherman is Richard Sherman’s spirit animal.

Dick E. Phuck

Robert De Niro is: “Hammin’ it up”

Coming to theaters every year since 1995.

Lothar of the Hill People

What is this world coming to when I’m pleading for the Seahawks to play better?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So that movie “The Intern” basically seems like a propaganda film designed to get me to murder Millennials.

Old School Zero

OBEY

fleshwound_NPG

“Not many balls will be thrown his (Sherman’s) way…”

[TD pass to Sherman’s WR on next play]

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

My cousin had Dez, and replaced him with Jerricho Cotchery. He also has Jordan Cameron, Andre Ellington, and Alshon Jeffrey. I accused him of stealing a cursed gem from a mummy.

bourb0nblues

Released by the Giants, budding star for the Packers.
That’s about right.