Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
Is anyone really annoyed by the lower-third score graphic in which the numbers do not line up?
ALERT boring Brett Favre anecdote from Collinsworth ALERT
Reminder: the Emmys suck.
That was not an optimal pass.
Pretty soon, all of our first round draft picks will be injured.
And the streak of Aaron Rodgers games where Brett Favre is mentioned is extended.
(Site loading really slow for anybody else?)
Yeah, really laggy. I thought maybe it was my computer machine.
Just finished cutting the lawn. Had to gnaw on the mixture of mulched grass and dog shit to get the vile taste of DAL/PHI out of my mouth, yet here I am watching another game. WTF is wrong with me?!?!
Maybe an amoeba in the brain?
Rodgers isn’t just like Favre. He’s probably packing much more.
YOOGE
/drink
Aaron Rodgers. A little light in the cleats.
You can never have too much Patrick Warburton.
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DOINK!
I could have told you that was going to happen; I’m playing against him in fantasy.
DOINK
Juuuuuuust inside.
I would watch an NFL version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Pete Carroll plays that girl who chews gum all the time and turns into a blueberry.
At what temperature does an Everlasting Gobstopper melt?
Jet fuel can absolutely melt chocolate.
Graham is lagging because now he’s playing in the NFL instead of the NFC South
Two yard dumpoffs to the fullback. Great offensive strategy!!
Is Dom capers bound and gagged? A boy can dream.
A boy named Aaron.
Anyone else watching this solely online at NBC? Do you find that the stream quite often lags behind live?
It’s waaaaaaay behind. I hear about the game faster from you guys.
Gang tackling is what got DeSean Jackson released by the Eagles
Sorry about your Skittles, Beef Moe.
It’s called Blindspot because network TV won’t let you see her nipples.
Who the hell is Mike Pennel?
So very few things compare with a properly reheated leftover Sicilian slice:
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Green Bay: We have a bridge!
Okay, the first Pitch Perfect was fantastic and the sequel was absolute shit.
Isn’t that the one where Brittany Snow eats out Anna Kendrick while the hot wildling clan leader from GoT is their eurotrash dom?
But when was Graham dunking?
Orange Bozo: New Jersey’s worst clown
Where’s Bozo!!
Blindspot: An excuse to show nudity
JON RYAN BEST PUNTER IN THE LEAGUE
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NICE WORK PACK
If Rodgers connects with Jones 3 more times (I start BOTH!), I will be right back in my fantasy match-up!
/goddamned Le’Veon suspension
Anyone except Lacy!
MOE BEEFED
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Timeouts for all!
Didnt Jimmy Graham play some sort of other sport with a round ball?
Tennis.
I might black out by the 2nd quarter
No one will blame you.
“Good god no!”
– Riley Cooper
a whoooolllllle pack of badgers
JR Sweezy seems like a fake name a frat bro would give himself
Wouldn’t Devin Hester have to be dead for someone to be his reincarnation?
NFL talking heads are not interested in your ‘logic’.
Well, he does play sports in Atlanta….
Hester’s been dead to Chicago fans for a few years now.
I just realized that I am no longer under threat of the UFFORDCALYPSE
So…
Fuck you, Seattle
FUCK you, Seattle
Fuck YOU, Seattle
Fuck you, SEAttle
Fuck you, seaTTLE
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Ban him.
TOUCHDOWNSEAHAAAAAWKS!!!!!1!!
Oh wait….
Richard Sherman is Richard Sherman’s spirit animal.
Robert De Niro is: “Hammin’ it up”
Coming to theaters every year since 1995.
What is this world coming to when I’m pleading for the Seahawks to play better?
So that movie “The Intern” basically seems like a propaganda film designed to get me to murder Millennials.
OBEY
“Not many balls will be thrown his (Sherman’s) way…”
[TD pass to Sherman’s WR on next play]
My cousin had Dez, and replaced him with Jerricho Cotchery. He also has Jordan Cameron, Andre Ellington, and Alshon Jeffrey. I accused him of stealing a cursed gem from a mummy.
Released by the Giants, budding star for the Packers.
That’s about right.