Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
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In “Everest,” are they gonna have a bunch of scenes where the climbers leave their shit all over the mountain.
I just wish audiences could have experienced my Manti Te’o joke in IMAX 3D.
Way to run it out deep in the endzone and not get back to the 20, guy.
You’re twistin’ my melon, man!
Nice to see Joss Whedon got tickets to the game
NBC is very happy Subway wasn’t listed as a sponsor for that bump back from commercial
Salt.
5-4, 5-4 > 5-0! 5-0!
Of course it is. You have 8 inches on them, that’s like 22 of Favre’s dicks.
(Math may not be accurate due to alcohol.)
James Jones James Jones James Jones
Poop
NAWT JAMES JONES WOO
DICK ROD
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Alex, what is Aaron Rodgers bathhouse alter ego?
RODGERSKKAKE
No doubt headed to a Colts game:
What shitty shitty defense.
“Isn’t it grand?” — Roger Goodell
Crush the grapes Pack.
Offensive PI is the most bullshit penalty in football.
Sheesh, the way that tackler bounced off of Randall Cobb made it look like he’d picked up a Super Mario invincibility star.
I never thought I could get drunk this quickly. Being exhausted is awesome!
That crowd is whiter than a Utah Denny’s.
THE FRAG GODS DEMAND MOAR
Oh shut the fuck up about the 12 bullshit
But they’re so loud! Until the Hawks fans made such loud noises, no fans ever thought to be as loud as them. Nobody denies this!
Clay Matthews is my favorite player!
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I’d like to argue that call, butt…
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For those of you who also watch WWE wrestling, Night of Champions was even worse than you expect.
You mean Sting pushing 60 is somehow NOT a superstar?
HAVENT YOU BEEN SATIATED FRAG GODS?
MOAR FRAGS! FRAGS FOR US ALL!!!
They haven’t gotten Neidermeyer yet.
buttery Beast Mode
FUMBRRE FRAGKKAKE! FUMBRRE FRAGKKAKE!
GREAT DAY
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NO CRIS THIS ISN’T INTERESTING IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING
That 49ers fan in the commercial doesn’t know what he’s in for.
Today’s slate of games thus far:
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But, like the caption, hilarious.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! With all the old SNL references!
SCHWING!!
Hey Horatio, Mason Crosby just did the championship belt celebration on you. You gonna take that?
Hey, I am watching a good game today!
NB Cee it?
Don Draper was not consulted on this fucking retardetry.
Listen Cris I’m certain Rodgers doesn’t actively try to escape men chasing him
/tries not to giggle at “getting high-lowed”
This game might get watchable now that GB has to try on offense again.
Not to contradict Cris, but “gettin’ a little thin” is not a phrase I would normally associate with anything having to do with Green Bay.
Now, “Green Bay thin” and “Los Angeles thin” are not really comparable concepts…
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Everything will be okay, one of the men is a doctor.
No. Fuck you Blake.
Thank you to Mike McCarthyism for the inspiration; my next drink will be whiskey.
You’re welcome, but you should not need inspiration to drink whiskey. You should just be breathing
It IS the water of life after all
/Might not be true
/Drinks it like water anyway
Drink up.
I’ll be there to bail you out.
OK, I’ve got an early day full of depositions tomorrow. Try not to be jealous. I’m going to bed. See you all later and let’s all keep our fingers crossed for a plethora of Mason Crosby missed FGs!
Make ’em cry!
So, the Packers defensive plan was ‘stop Marshawn’ and they basically forgot about the entire rest of the team?
I spent so much time stalking around my living room today watching the Raiders game my feet are actually sore.
I will use that as an excuse for why I am about to drink more.
Motherfucker.
PRAISE BE
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I still think that looks like Geddy Lee playing a lamb instead of a bass.
But I’m drunk, so…
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