Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…

Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.

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Dick E. Phuck

In “Everest,” are they gonna have a bunch of scenes where the climbers leave their shit all over the mountain.

makeitsnowondem

I just wish audiences could have experienced my Manti Te’o joke in IMAX 3D.

Wakezilla

Way to run it out deep in the endzone and not get back to the 20, guy.

King Hippo

You’re twistin’ my melon, man!

Mike McCarthyism

Nice to see Joss Whedon got tickets to the game

Sharkbait

NBC is very happy Subway wasn’t listed as a sponsor for that bump back from commercial

Badger

Salt.

Sharkbait

5-4, 5-4 > 5-0! 5-0!

nomonkeyfun

Of course it is. You have 8 inches on them, that’s like 22 of Favre’s dicks.

(Math may not be accurate due to alcohol.)

Fronkenshteen

James Jones James Jones James Jones

Fronkenshteen

Poop

Sill Bimmons

NAWT JAMES JONES WOO

Mike McCarthyism
nomonkeyfun

Alex, what is Aaron Rodgers bathhouse alter ego?

fleshwound_NPG

RODGERSKKAKE

Romonobyl

No doubt headed to a Colts game:
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Martin

What shitty shitty defense.

WCS

“Isn’t it grand?” — Roger Goodell

Badger

Crush the grapes Pack.

Martin

Offensive PI is the most bullshit penalty in football.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sheesh, the way that tackler bounced off of Randall Cobb made it look like he’d picked up a Super Mario invincibility star.

makeitsnowondem

I never thought I could get drunk this quickly. Being exhausted is awesome!

Romonobyl

That crowd is whiter than a Utah Denny’s.

WCS

THE FRAG GODS DEMAND MOAR

Sharkbait

Oh shut the fuck up about the 12 bullshit

Wakezilla

But they’re so loud! Until the Hawks fans made such loud noises, no fans ever thought to be as loud as them. Nobody denies this!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Mike McCarthyism

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Romonobyl
Wakezilla

For those of you who also watch WWE wrestling, Night of Champions was even worse than you expect.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

You mean Sting pushing 60 is somehow NOT a superstar?

Sharkbait

HAVENT YOU BEEN SATIATED FRAG GODS?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

MOAR FRAGS! FRAGS FOR US ALL!!!

nomonkeyfun

They haven’t gotten Neidermeyer yet.

King Hippo

buttery Beast Mode

fleshwound_NPG

FUMBRRE FRAGKKAKE! FUMBRRE FRAGKKAKE!

Mike McCarthyism

NO CRIS THIS ISN’T INTERESTING IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING

Dick E. Phuck

That 49ers fan in the commercial doesn’t know what he’s in for.

nomonkeyfun

But, like the caption, hilarious.

Sharkbait

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! With all the old SNL references!

Romonobyl

SCHWING!!

makeitsnowondem

Hey Horatio, Mason Crosby just did the championship belt celebration on you. You gonna take that?

fleshwound_NPG

Hey, I am watching a good game today!

laserguru

NB Cee it?
Don Draper was not consulted on this fucking retardetry.

Mike McCarthyism

Listen Cris I’m certain Rodgers doesn’t actively try to escape men chasing him

/tries not to giggle at “getting high-lowed”

King Hippo

This game might get watchable now that GB has to try on offense again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not to contradict Cris, but “gettin’ a little thin” is not a phrase I would normally associate with anything having to do with Green Bay.

King Hippo

Now, “Green Bay thin” and “Los Angeles thin” are not really comparable concepts…

nomonkeyfun

Everything will be okay, one of the men is a doctor.

ThePirateSloth

No. Fuck you Blake.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Thank you to Mike McCarthyism for the inspiration; my next drink will be whiskey.

Mike McCarthyism

You’re welcome, but you should not need inspiration to drink whiskey. You should just be breathing

Sharkbait

It IS the water of life after all

/Might not be true
/Drinks it like water anyway

Sill Bimmons

Drink up.

I’ll be there to bail you out.

Horatio Cornblower

OK, I’ve got an early day full of depositions tomorrow. Try not to be jealous. I’m going to bed. See you all later and let’s all keep our fingers crossed for a plethora of Mason Crosby missed FGs!

Martin

Make ’em cry!

Doktor Zymm

So, the Packers defensive plan was ‘stop Marshawn’ and they basically forgot about the entire rest of the team?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I spent so much time stalking around my living room today watching the Raiders game my feet are actually sore.

I will use that as an excuse for why I am about to drink more.

Badger

Motherfucker.

ThePirateSloth
theeWeeBabySeamus

I still think that looks like Geddy Lee playing a lamb instead of a bass.
But I’m drunk, so…

Mike McCarthyism