[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…
Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!
FANDUEL DOT COM. GET OFF THE SIDELINES AND GET SOME. YES, YOU, TIM TEBOW.
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Manning: CLOCK IT, CLOCK IT
Irving P.D.: [arrests Ryan Harris]
Someone make a scorepoint!
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/did not expect any offensive TDs
Touchdown Seahawks!
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TEBOW IMPRESSION GET OFF THE FIELD YOU JACKASS!
Peyton Manning in… The Man Who Walked Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain a Fuckin Robot
As it gets darker, these games get shittier.
Well then the lunar eclipse is really gonna fuck this game up.
Hey NBC…we don’t need a close up of Elway fucking dipping into a clear cup on national TV.
It’s SLIGHTLY less disgusting than whats happening on field.
It’s the team Gotham deserves.
An auto racing game with “High Voltage” as a theme song? Why the hell didn’t they get Donte Stallworth to endorse this thing?
I thought the Carmageddon franchise was dead
Matt Stafford in Bridge of Pies.
The Expandables
Far More Than Zero
S’more Room
Straight Outta Pancakes
Honey I Ate the Kids
The Lunchables of Notre Dame
Alardin
How much money would you require to play for the Jags?
do I have to go in, or just bear the shame of wearing the jersey?
It is the Jags, even if you are playing just lay down in the fetal position every down and you will be revered as their greatest player ever.
I’d offer 300k to hold a clipboard, but no more
I’m pretty sure Ty Sambrailo is PFTCommenter.
“You can be stubborn or you can be smart; I think it’s the latter.”
Denver’s RB runs right into a brick wall.
After review, Jeff Triplette has determined that Ameer Abdullah is the Motor Trend Truck of the Year.
“Upon further review, the play on the field is SPONSORED BY DRAFT KINGS DOT COM! SEE YOUR FORTUNES REVERSED AT DRAFT KINGS DOT COM, USE SIGN UP CODE ‘TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS’!”
Car Bomb Truck of the Year
One of the things I really love about my Moto G phone is that they didn’t spend 10% of the purchase price of the thing marketing it to me. Someday people are going to figure out that they can spend 1/4 as much on a phone and still get good value.
I have a GoPhone I never use.
I regret nothing.
Is there a non-homophobic way to say that Apple can suck all the dicks?
If so, then that.
Apple can suck all the dicks. no homo,,,imo
PEOPLE FORGET, Adam ate the apple from Eve, not STEVE. SMH
Hm, teach me the ways of this Moto G.
I’ve never seen Caldwell so excited!
The God damned over?! Why?
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN BOYS
I’m making some delicious mustard chicken and roasted root veggies right now, and I just had a fucking delicious gose beer. So I’m good, despite the Chargers utter shitting of the bed.
Never had mustard chicken, but damn it sounds good.
Also try mustard glaze pork loin/chops.
Step one: mix some dijon mustard with smoked paprika and black pepper.
Step two: coat some chicken thighs and drumsticks in that mustard
Step three: brown some diced up bacon, then remove and drain all but a little of the fat
Step four: brown some onions and thyme in that fat, remove
Step five: put some oil in the pan and brown both sides of the chicken and get lots of browned bits on the bottom, remove
Step six: deglaze pan with some white wine, scrape up the bits, then add the chicken and bacon and onions back in, cover and simmer (turning chicken every so often) until chicken is cooked through
Step seven: toss in some whole grain mustard and cream and mix up, serve
“They Call me Toe-ter salad.”
I’m drinking because Al is announcing so I’m not drinking alone. (3rd times the charm)
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“Mom said I can’t have a cookie after dinner.”
Blindspot
“Chick from Thor… no the other one”
“Not Terrible”
“Watchable”
“Stupid plot but hasn’t got to where you should stop watching it yet like other shows with ‘mystery’ plots”
/late, I know. stuff happened but it is already going back to commercials, they will probably show the thing I am responding to again anyways
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It’s all about the butt
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Anyone else following the eclipse? Getting pretty cool here in CT.
Yeah, but the moon doesn’t look bigger.
I see this is going… well…
That fumble, though? Nope.
agreed. sad Hippo. needs MOAR booze
Am I the only one that is kind of grossed out by Manning when he doesn’t have his helmet on?
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Big Daddy Drew’s really let himself go.
Drew cosplaying Batman Zsasz
That was weird. I was posting on this page, but it was putting my comments in a reply I had on the last page.
Same. Ruined my highly original ‘Archer’ gif.
Refresh the page – cache’ll get you sometimes.
I just assume that every play will be ruled an incomplete pass nowadays, but this looks good!
Bill Clinton would be good at the game of football today.
“It depends on your definition of complete”
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Yeah, that pick’s going to hold up.
sad but true. Stupid playcalling
– Jimi Hendrix’s tour manager, 1967
WE ARE GETTING IN THE END ZONE!
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DERP!
THIS MOVIE STEVE JOBS I CALL IT GOATSE BECAUSE IT FILLS THE SCREEN WITH A GIANT GAPING ASSHOLE AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT.
Fanduel is definitely changing my Sundays…. because now instead of draining my wallet of beer money, I’m now fucking my kids out of their whole inheritance….
All $44 of it!
Fanduel says $44=$44,000,000…..sooner or later one of us will slip over to the Dark Side.
Fanduel is changing my Sundays because I feel like I’m having a stroke by the 4th fanduel commercial.
I hope Stafford’s as much of a glutton for punishment as he is a regular glutton.
Pictured: Matthew Stafford’s pregame warm-up regimen
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‘may you live in interesting single week fantasy leagues’
-ancient Chinese curse
The Romance of the 3 Draftkingdoms
It is starting to get eerily close to the cult/religion line with this propaganda all over.
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I don’t have a car, thus I pay zero dollars in car insurance. Geico would also charge me zero dollars for car insurance, a savings of 15% or more!
An amount equal to Trent Richardson’s future earnings in the NFL!
I’m impressed that this “Kurt” guy was able to paint his entire name on some chick’s back.
You should see what Justin Verlander can do!
But is Verlander’s still ace-worthy?
/No it is not
If just the tip of the ball hits it’s still good.
JUST THE TIP!!!!
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If not for Neil Walker this Bucs/Cubs game is already totally out of hand.
HAHAHA! WOOIO
That was a pretty impressive interception…
Not bad for a #3 corner!
The game is afoot
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Running game, a good thing to have
Did we melt another server or is it just slow for me?
If it’s me I blame the eclipse and its dark magic!
It’s been breaked all day.
It’s running right for me, what is it doing on your end?
FATTYCEPTION
actually on teh replay…yeah that PI
oh fucking bullshit
Was it really necessary for Bud Light to make the Jaguars’ can say “#MyTeamCan’t”
THE BEN out at least 4 weeks.
Fuck Bruce Gradkowski with a tunnel borer:
http://www.tunnelfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tunnel_boring_machine4.jpg
Lego makes dildos?
That seems like a relief based on what I saw. I woulda expected season over fo sho.
Bradley Roby is fucking awesome.
3 handoffs and kick the FG PLEAZ
godfuckingdamnit, we had the FG and insurmountable lead in our hands
He was down. FUCK
YES! FG range. Don’t fuck it up again, PeyPey
A Jeff Triplette game.
Failure: Imminent
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Great, but awful.
Actually, just awful.
Oh, kick the FG you fucking asslickers.
/apologies in advance, I’m gonna drink all my pear cider and get medium tipsy.
I was too lazy to go buy booze, so I’m reduced to drinking the random crap in my parent’s liquor cabinet like a teenager. I envy you your Pear cider.