Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…

Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!

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makeitsnowondem

FANDUEL DOT COM. GET OFF THE SIDELINES AND GET SOME. YES, YOU, TIM TEBOW.

JustStopDude
makeitsnowondem

Manning: CLOCK IT, CLOCK IT

Irving P.D.: [arrests Ryan Harris]

Doktor Zymm

Someone make a scorepoint!

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/did not expect any offensive TDs

packman_jon

Touchdown Seahawks!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TEBOW IMPRESSION GET OFF THE FIELD YOU JACKASS!

John Difool

Peyton Manning in… The Man Who Walked Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain a Fuckin Robot

Bloody Lethal

As it gets darker, these games get shittier.

Horatio Cornblower

Well then the lunar eclipse is really gonna fuck this game up.

JustStopDude

Hey NBC…we don’t need a close up of Elway fucking dipping into a clear cup on national TV.

Charge of the Light Brigade

It’s SLIGHTLY less disgusting than whats happening on field.

Charge of the Light Brigade

It’s the team Gotham deserves.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

An auto racing game with “High Voltage” as a theme song? Why the hell didn’t they get Donte Stallworth to endorse this thing?

Doktor Zymm

I thought the Carmageddon franchise was dead

makeitsnowondem

Matt Stafford in Bridge of Pies.

Old School Zero

The Expandables

Horatio Cornblower

Far More Than Zero

makeitsnowondem

S’more Room

makeitsnowondem

Straight Outta Pancakes

Gatoraids

Honey I Ate the Kids

Horatio Cornblower

The Lunchables of Notre Dame

Old School Zero

Alardin

Doktor Zymm

How much money would you require to play for the Jags?

King Hippo

do I have to go in, or just bear the shame of wearing the jersey?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is the Jags, even if you are playing just lay down in the fetal position every down and you will be revered as their greatest player ever.

Moonbatting Average

I’d offer 300k to hold a clipboard, but no more

makeitsnowondem

I’m pretty sure Ty Sambrailo is PFTCommenter.

Horatio Cornblower

“You can be stubborn or you can be smart; I think it’s the latter.”

Denver’s RB runs right into a brick wall.

makeitsnowondem

After review, Jeff Triplette has determined that Ameer Abdullah is the Motor Trend Truck of the Year.

Old School Zero

“Upon further review, the play on the field is SPONSORED BY DRAFT KINGS DOT COM! SEE YOUR FORTUNES REVERSED AT DRAFT KINGS DOT COM, USE SIGN UP CODE ‘TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS’!”

John Difool

Car Bomb Truck of the Year

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of the things I really love about my Moto G phone is that they didn’t spend 10% of the purchase price of the thing marketing it to me. Someday people are going to figure out that they can spend 1/4 as much on a phone and still get good value.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I have a GoPhone I never use.

I regret nothing.

King Hippo

Is there a non-homophobic way to say that Apple can suck all the dicks?

If so, then that.

packman_jon

Apple can suck all the dicks. no homo,,,imo

Bloody Lethal

PEOPLE FORGET, Adam ate the apple from Eve, not STEVE. SMH

Bloody Lethal

Hm, teach me the ways of this Moto G.

Tony Easons of Anarchy

I’ve never seen Caldwell so excited!

Bloody Lethal

The God damned over?! Why?

packman_jon

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN BOYS
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Old School Zero

I’m making some delicious mustard chicken and roasted root veggies right now, and I just had a fucking delicious gose beer. So I’m good, despite the Chargers utter shitting of the bed.

packman_jon

Never had mustard chicken, but damn it sounds good.

Bloody Lethal

Also try mustard glaze pork loin/chops.

Old School Zero

Step one: mix some dijon mustard with smoked paprika and black pepper.
Step two: coat some chicken thighs and drumsticks in that mustard
Step three: brown some diced up bacon, then remove and drain all but a little of the fat
Step four: brown some onions and thyme in that fat, remove
Step five: put some oil in the pan and brown both sides of the chicken and get lots of browned bits on the bottom, remove
Step six: deglaze pan with some white wine, scrape up the bits, then add the chicken and bacon and onions back in, cover and simmer (turning chicken every so often) until chicken is cooked through
Step seven: toss in some whole grain mustard and cream and mix up, serve

John Difool

“They Call me Toe-ter salad.”

Charge of the Light Brigade

I’m drinking because Al is announcing so I’m not drinking alone. (3rd times the charm)

WCS

“Mom said I can’t have a cookie after dinner.”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Blindspot

“Chick from Thor… no the other one”

“Not Terrible”

“Watchable”

“Stupid plot but hasn’t got to where you should stop watching it yet like other shows with ‘mystery’ plots”

/late, I know. stuff happened but it is already going back to commercials, they will probably show the thing I am responding to again anyways

Doktor Zymm
Horatio Cornblower

Anyone else following the eclipse? Getting pretty cool here in CT.

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, but the moon doesn’t look bigger.

Old School Zero

I see this is going… well…

makeitsnowondem

That fumble, though? Nope.

King Hippo

agreed. sad Hippo. needs MOAR booze

JustStopDude

Am I the only one that is kind of grossed out by Manning when he doesn’t have his helmet on?

http://www.criminaljusticeschools.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mugshot14zz.jpg

WCS

Big Daddy Drew’s really let himself go.

Gatoraids

Drew cosplaying Batman Zsasz

Charge of the Light Brigade

That was weird. I was posting on this page, but it was putting my comments in a reply I had on the last page.

Horatio Cornblower

Same. Ruined my highly original ‘Archer’ gif.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Refresh the page – cache’ll get you sometimes.

Doktor Zymm

I just assume that every play will be ruled an incomplete pass nowadays, but this looks good!

Bloody Lethal

Bill Clinton would be good at the game of football today.

“It depends on your definition of complete”
http://www.politicspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Bill-Clinton.jpg

makeitsnowondem

Yeah, that pick’s going to hold up.

King Hippo

sad but true. Stupid playcalling

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Jimi Hendrix’s tour manager, 1967

JustStopDude

WE ARE GETTING IN THE END ZONE!
http://i.imgur.com/KDB5Ra2.gif

DERP!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS MOVIE STEVE JOBS I CALL IT GOATSE BECAUSE IT FILLS THE SCREEN WITH A GIANT GAPING ASSHOLE AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT.

John Difool

Fanduel is definitely changing my Sundays…. because now instead of draining my wallet of beer money, I’m now fucking my kids out of their whole inheritance….

WCS

All $44 of it!

John Difool

Fanduel says $44=$44,000,000…..sooner or later one of us will slip over to the Dark Side.

Bloody Lethal

Fanduel is changing my Sundays because I feel like I’m having a stroke by the 4th fanduel commercial.

makeitsnowondem

I hope Stafford’s as much of a glutton for punishment as he is a regular glutton.

WCS
Doktor Zymm

‘may you live in interesting single week fantasy leagues’
-ancient Chinese curse

Gatoraids

The Romance of the 3 Draftkingdoms

Bloody Lethal

It is starting to get eerily close to the cult/religion line with this propaganda all over.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9n9jcRIjXkBWvoh-LzcqmTcnKp6kgGWD7XJHnn3vTkiNHUSY6

Doktor Zymm

I don’t have a car, thus I pay zero dollars in car insurance. Geico would also charge me zero dollars for car insurance, a savings of 15% or more!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

An amount equal to Trent Richardson’s future earnings in the NFL!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m impressed that this “Kurt” guy was able to paint his entire name on some chick’s back.

Horatio Cornblower

You should see what Justin Verlander can do!

Senor Weaselo

But is Verlander’s still ace-worthy?

/No it is not

Horatio Cornblower

If just the tip of the ball hits it’s still good.

JUST THE TIP!!!!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llchhtyjmk1qi7deco1_500.gif

Sill Bimmons

If not for Neil Walker this Bucs/Cubs game is already totally out of hand.

Moonbatting Average

HAHAHA! WOOIO

JustStopDude

That was a pretty impressive interception…

King Hippo

Not bad for a #3 corner!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Doktor Zymm

Running game, a good thing to have

Horatio Cornblower

Did we melt another server or is it just slow for me?

If it’s me I blame the eclipse and its dark magic!

WCS

It’s been breaked all day.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s running right for me, what is it doing on your end?

WCS

FATTYCEPTION

King Hippo

actually on teh replay…yeah that PI

King Hippo

oh fucking bullshit

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Was it really necessary for Bud Light to make the Jaguars’ can say “#MyTeamCan’t”

Sill Bimmons

THE BEN out at least 4 weeks.

Fuck Bruce Gradkowski with a tunnel borer:

http://www.tunnelfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tunnel_boring_machine4.jpg

Gatoraids

Lego makes dildos?

King Hippo

That seems like a relief based on what I saw. I woulda expected season over fo sho.

King Hippo

Bradley Roby is fucking awesome.

3 handoffs and kick the FG PLEAZ

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit, we had the FG and insurmountable lead in our hands

King Hippo

He was down. FUCK

King Hippo

YES! FG range. Don’t fuck it up again, PeyPey

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

A Jeff Triplette game.
Failure: Imminent

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

Great, but awful.

Actually, just awful.

King Hippo

Oh, kick the FG you fucking asslickers.

/apologies in advance, I’m gonna drink all my pear cider and get medium tipsy.

Doktor Zymm

I was too lazy to go buy booze, so I’m reduced to drinking the random crap in my parent’s liquor cabinet like a teenager. I envy you your Pear cider.