Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
HERE COME THE PRETZELS!
Hall-of-Famer Jerome Bettis on the field now, pleading with the crowd for some sort of sanity.
“Whitey Ford on the field, pleading for some kind of sanity from the crowd…”
Air France is fucking amazing, it’s just way too expensive.
Don’t forget the KAL, at least if you have yellow fever.
Remy Martin XO in the departure lounge.
+1 SkyTeam
But I despise those commercials with a passion that rivals FanDraftDuelKings.
Understandable.
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Is it me or does it seem this game has lasted for at least 4 hours already?
I don’t think I hate anything in football more than when somebody uses the phrase “half-yard line.”
“He’s out with a knee.”
Half inch line?
“The Patriots have won the Superbowl”
DAMN, Wake, that was good.
“He lost contain.”
Boyle Puttin’ on the Ritz, there!
That Boyle got popped
FUCK
Billie Jean King is a Ravens doctor?
She’s just in it to see all that cock ,, smgdh
Watching the Yankees celebrate winning the wild card, which, come on, and there is a old guy grinning like a literal maniac next to A-Rod who appears to have one eye.
They just pushed him out of the picture.
This pretty much describes the Yankees entire season.
BJs are going to blow out the Yanks.
Intentional?
They have to cool off at some point…
I doubt it; the Yankees would have to win the wild card game for that to happen.
They’ve over-achieved this year and I’m looking forward to watching some of the younger kids next year but the last month or so they have looked old and tired with a suspect and/or over-worked bullpen.
Can we exhale now? A little bit? Until Keuchel throws a 3-hitter on Tuesday and we all curse a storm?
Let’s take a step back and admire the Steelers for honoring Hispanic Heritage Month by starting Ron Mexico.
Don’t worry John….I’m sure your brother will give you a job in Ann Arbor.
What are you good at again? Offense or defense?
This is just a ploy by Steve Smith. He dies, gets reincarnated, and doesn’t even have to sneak into the nursery at the hospital to have access to some sweet baby punching opportunities.
As a guy with back problems, I know that look.
you know what I am gonna recommend for that…
A Mike Utely.
Too Soon?
Ice up, son!
I am having a third pear cider in honor of Hurricane Joaquin, though I imagine he’d prefer something a little more black tar-ish. Hey, that’s ok, so would I (well, in pill form but beggars can;t be choosers).
Looking forward to my monsoon nap and ignoring all my adult responsibilities tomorrow. Daddy don’t give a fuck.
I was watching The Weather Channel hysteria over that earlier today. I’m pretty sure their over-reaction, (Joaquin is now forecasted to go out to sea), is more damaging than the storm.
I did NAWT fill sandbags like the assholes were demonstrating in the 3 minutes I watched. Shit, I didn’t even find my flashlight.
Off topic, but I was able to find the Steelers throw back cheerleader uniforms.
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Too skinny for a Pittsburgh chick
“You are too old and high to get that call , Vick” -Ed Hochuli
Why you gotta dog him like that
Smith may be (further) concussed.
We called him Iron Head because he loved bashing his head into opponents. And he died at 39 of brain cancer.
Ladies and gentlemen, the National Football League!
Trauma doesn’t cause brain tumors, but still a good point.
Nothing to see here except our pink memorabilia available at the pro shop.
Elite Checkdown
He should have returned that!
Hey Mike, I think they may have caught on to that whole slowly rolling out to the left on every play thing.
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Teh Le’Veon is wide da fuq open, dog killa no see him.
FUCKING BLOCK SOMEBODY
That backup graphic is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Jimmy and Doopy…what a couple of dipshits.
And there might not be a more punchable face than Clausen’s
Baltimore Ravens, everybody.
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How dare you soil that gif.
I would soooo soil that gif, given the chance.
Ooops…just did.
How have I not seen that one before??
hahaha. I’m puzzled myself.
And back to the derp.
Lord Harbaugh-Haw Haw
Awww, Harbaugh tried to be clever….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARBAUGH
That were a rather substandard fake.
TRICKERATIONFAIL
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Bettie and Bunny?
Bettie Page and Tempest Storm in Teaserama (1955)
This will be remembered as the most entertaining Thursday night game of the season, possibly the decade.
The only way The Walk will even be mildly interesting is if the guy who’s tightroping between the towers has the planes hit when he’s at the halfway point.
Too soon?
I’ve already seen some Oregon jokes. So no.
Stillers got lucky on that one.
Yeah, Phil, people are really psyched to wake up at 6:30 on a Sunday morning to watch the goddamn Jets.
SET YOUR ALARMS PEEPLE!
Those people are called masochists.
HEY!!! As a Jets fan, I….. ah fuck. I agree with this 100%.
As a Jet fan, I may also sleep through it.
I love looking at shit in my toilet bowl in the morning. It really sets up my day.
I’d watch from the bathroom, hung over. It might help with throwing up or taking a big dump.
As a Dolphins fan, I sure as shit am not waking up at that time to watch their mediocrity.
I like that BWW replaced the 9/11 Fakether with NOBODY. A commercial of random words and no dialogue.
In that Mazda commercial when the kid drove off to school it said:
“Dramatization. Do not overload your vehicle.”
I have no joke.
The fact that that Mazda commercial begins in rhymes before just completely abandoning it makes me far angrier than it should.
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY JEEEEEM
THE VICKRISTOCRATS
A 5 step drop and pump faking to the flat on 3rd and 16 is a recipe for success.
Only if its 18
And Horatio and I (and others I’ve forgotten) can exhale regarding the based balls.
How many *darius’s do the ravens have?
aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is the baby puncher out of the game? I lost my TV (wireless box that clones a box that is now being used by someone else) before that drive and my stream for part of it so I was finding a stream then a new stream and didn’t see him out there
He’s getting bracketed.
He is just icin up.
Totino’s Pizza Rolls or Bagel Bites?
Bagel bites.
Bagel Bites. Because when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
PIZZA IS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!
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Either Janay Rice or Adrian Peterson apologizes for this. Not sure which.
Bagel Bites – Pizza Rolls always either have that molten center that means you’ll never taste anything again, or they congeal immediately.
FUCKING NASTY