AFC South Fever-Catch It! Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t  run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.

 

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Sill Bimmons

Clusterfucks wish they were as disorganized as this.

Wakezilla

Oh for fuck sake!

That wasn’t a very Pleasant call.

Dick E. Phuck

Zurlon Two-Fingers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Wakezilla

I can’t be the only one who wants the Texans to win so the first place team in the AFC South is 2-3, right?

Moonbatting Average

This game has more flags than Ran

JustStopDude

If this game goes into overtime…

http://i.imgur.com/1vvulvR.gif

Claymaker

“I threw that flag so I could tell you about this flag…”

Dick E. Phuck

15 straight wins against the AFC south might be the most least impressive winning streak i’ve ever hear of.

Dick E. Phuck

Need to edit. Much typos.

King Hippo

Many are the frags. Happy are the bloodthirsty gods.

WCS

HAIL BLEERGH

makeitsnowondem

I sure wish Terry McAulay would stop ruining my football game.

hippofant

Colts are doubling Watt, Clowney, and Wilfork.

Texans are singling Andre Johnson.

Okay.

Downfield Matriculator

And there’s your statistical proof the AFC South is a dungheap

Sharkbait

Riveting.

I dont think that word means what you think it means….

Moonbatting Average

Where’s Moose with the Looney Toons GIF?

Mother Puncher

This game is full of rivets!

WCS

Local political ads for an off-off-year state (Commonwealth) senate campaign: proof democracy doesn’t work, or proof the universe is a cold, indifferent void? YOU DECIDE

Sill Bimmons

Why can’t it be both?

entropy

Dear lord this is for first place in this shit division?

litre_cola

Havent said it yet.

I mith Mike Mayock

Captain Lipsy was a relative bright spot in a sea of uninspiring commentary.

makeitsnowondem

This is Thursday as hell.

jjfozz

How did he get Andy Reid out in the snow? Bury a bunch of ribs in a snowbank?

entropy

Andy thought it was piles of sugar.

Thrillhouse

Andy’s sense of smell is on par with that of the polar bear. That is to say, he’d be able to smell the ribs under about 3 feet of snow or so.

Pink is a rather garish color isn’t it.

litre_cola

Think of the BOOBS, think of the BOOBS.

makeitsnowondem

I haven’t been keeping close track, but I believe there’s been a flag on every play tonight. That’s right, isn’t it?

nomonkeyfun

No, on a few there’ve been two or three.

Thrillhouse

Mallett doing his best Cutler impression, that’s good apathy!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You ALWAYS were fur boot when you branch-rob.

Downfield Matriculator

That guy was all hat and no cattle

jjfozz

Some societies celebrate their independence, or uniting different factions, or overcoming poverty.

We celebrate the fact that you can purchase shit ass breakfast food all day long.

We are the modern day Rome. No doubt about it.

Moonbatting Average

Obama can play a mean fiddle, so I hear

King Hippo

He could beat Johnny and the Devil from that song where he went down to Georgia ,, ppl forget that

Sill Bimmons

SPQR

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Well the Romans dominated their peers for 700 years (give or take)…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey asshole; we INVENTED the spork!!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Don’t think we’re much of an empire, we didn’t even make Iraq and Afghanistan states or territories

Sill Bimmons

Territory :: Military Protectorate

Tomato :: Tomato

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Thinking ,ore we didn’t appoint a governor

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

More they didn’t appoint a governor or make everyone that qualifies citizens

entropy

AH JESUS FUCK YOU MCDONALDS AND THESE FUCKING TWEET COMMERCIALS!!!

litre_cola

Could be an incessant Tim Hortons ad, like up here in your toque.

Sill Bimmons

ILL GET UP IN YOUR TUPAC CANADIA BOY

entropy

Can the people in your Tim Hortons ads speak proper English? Because these assholes can’t and it’s making me irrationally angry.

litre_cola

only rural Tim Horton employees speak english, kinda like rural corner store owners. Urban? Not so much.

Sill Bimmons

#sahdahmy

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hippofant

Okay, there was clearly a hand-signal there that was missed by the corner who was too busy fixing his facemask. Even elementary schoolkids cover better than this.

entropy

I think Indy has an older copy of the rule book, before the forward pass was legal.

Sill Bimmons

STORNGDOWN 2: ALLTHETDS BOOGALOO

Mother Puncher

To be fair to Indy, defense isn’t as fun to play.

Sill Bimmons

um no

evilbeaver8

Chuck Pagano was hired as head coach based on his expert work as a Defensive Backs coach.

Wakezilla

How dare you! Pagan beat cancer!

evilbeaver8

I’m fairly certain Andrew Luck beat the cancer for him.

Dick E. Phuck

Way to go Colts. Only you can make the Texans look competitive.

Sharkbait

Damnit. Wrong scrub WR. Again.

JustStopDude

What the holy fucking hell was that defense?

A “4-3 Who gives a fuck”?!?

Downfield Matriculator

Why wait until the 4th quarter to fire up the Prevent D?

Sill Bimmons

I picked the Texans, so yay!

Old School Zero

Whichever FanDuel employees picked Strong in their DraftKings leagues are making some bank tonight.

litre_cola

commentist comment of the night

jjfozz

AWWWWWWWWW SNAP!

jjfozz

Holy FUCK is that Colts secondary a fucking joke.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Colts: Worst secondary or worstest secondary?

entropy

Is there a third, worse option?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hitler?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Question: going to a nice steakhouse tomorrow, which scotch or Irish whiskey should I order?
(I am paying)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tullamore Dew is decent but reasonably priced if you want to go Irish but show you know more than Jamo and Bushmills. Scotch, totally depends on your palate, but I’m a big fan of Balvenie 12 for smooth and classy on a budget.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Like my scotch peaty, might do tullamore dew it’s my favorite Irish whisky

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Connemara is the only peated Irish if you want to try it. If you want peaty, give Ardbeg Uigedail a shot.

entropy

I like Jameson, personally, but Tully works when I want something just a touch sweeter. A newer (to the States) whiskey is 2 Gingers, which I drank a lot of two weeks ago and thoroughly enjoyed.

Moonbatting Average

Regular Jameson or Bushmills, depending on the Protestant/Catholic ratio. Don’t bother buying good Svotch on your dime

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Thinking I don’t want the insane up ahead for scotch but it’s hard to pass on it. Went to Scotland and it kind of ruined my taste for any other type of whisky

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Also thanks all for the suggestions

Wakezilla

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey for some extra kick!

Seriously though, Auchentoshan Three Wood, or Jameson, or any whiskey really.

Sharkbait

“Thank you Arian may I have another?”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Colts up 10, Brian Hoyer in the game, 8am flight, I can turn it off and go to sleep, right?

entropy

How could you sleep with this much excitement?!

Moonbatting Average

Depends. What time zone are you in?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The one with all the bias.

Dick E. Phuck

What’s the foreign policy of Hoyer Country?

Downfield Matriculator

Isolationism.

Col. Duke LaCross

Pheeel, they went to the field turf because they were getting sued!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I said I liked fire crotch, I didn’t…………..

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Bills fans in London with all the epl fans, London might run out of booze

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Epl plus championship teams like millwall and Fulham and qpr etc

nomonkeyfun

Didn’t that happen during the World Cup in Germany?

litre_cola

I appreciate you including Fulham.

I’d like to imagine Rex would constantly say “got any spotted dick”

Spur

NFL on Redtube!

Wakezilla

Now that they’re so strict about ad block? Pfft, no thanks

Senor Weaselo

Deandre Hopkins: Maybe they should cover him.

jjfozz

Doug Stanhope has completely expressed my feelings about the NFL, pink shit, and those garbage eaters at Susan Komen

Sharkbait

Agree. Komen can eat a dick. Also, we’re all aware of cancer. Promote research, not awareness.

jjfozz

And why just boob cancer? Why not all cancer?

nomonkeyfun

Because everyone likes boobs.

Sill Bimmons

WHY NAWT HANTAAIDS