Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.
Clusterfucks wish they were as disorganized as this.
Oh for fuck sake!
That wasn’t a very Pleasant call.
Zurlon Two-Fingers.
Fuck this car!!
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I can’t be the only one who wants the Texans to win so the first place team in the AFC South is 2-3, right?
This game has more flags than Ran
If this game goes into overtime…
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“I threw that flag so I could tell you about this flag…”
15 straight wins against the AFC south might be the most least impressive winning streak i’ve ever hear of.
Need to edit. Much typos.
Many are the frags. Happy are the bloodthirsty gods.
HAIL BLEERGH
I sure wish Terry McAulay would stop ruining my football game.
Colts are doubling Watt, Clowney, and Wilfork.
Texans are singling Andre Johnson.
Okay.
And there’s your statistical proof the AFC South is a dungheap
Riveting.
I dont think that word means what you think it means….
Where’s Moose with the Looney Toons GIF?
This game is full of rivets!
Local political ads for an off-off-year state (Commonwealth) senate campaign: proof democracy doesn’t work, or proof the universe is a cold, indifferent void? YOU DECIDE
Why can’t it be both?
Dear lord this is for first place in this shit division?
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Havent said it yet.
I mith Mike Mayock
Captain Lipsy was a relative bright spot in a sea of uninspiring commentary.
This is Thursday as hell.
How did he get Andy Reid out in the snow? Bury a bunch of ribs in a snowbank?
Andy thought it was piles of sugar.
Andy’s sense of smell is on par with that of the polar bear. That is to say, he’d be able to smell the ribs under about 3 feet of snow or so.
Pink is a rather garish color isn’t it.
Dungey thinks you spelled “gayish” wrong.
He also thinks you’re going to hell.
Think of the BOOBS, think of the BOOBS.
I haven’t been keeping close track, but I believe there’s been a flag on every play tonight. That’s right, isn’t it?
No, on a few there’ve been two or three.
Mallett doing his best Cutler impression, that’s good apathy!
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You ALWAYS were fur boot when you branch-rob.
That guy was all hat and no cattle
Some societies celebrate their independence, or uniting different factions, or overcoming poverty.
We celebrate the fact that you can purchase shit ass breakfast food all day long.
We are the modern day Rome. No doubt about it.
Obama can play a mean fiddle, so I hear
He could beat Johnny and the Devil from that song where he went down to Georgia ,, ppl forget that
SPQR
Well the Romans dominated their peers for 700 years (give or take)…
Hey asshole; we INVENTED the spork!!
Don’t think we’re much of an empire, we didn’t even make Iraq and Afghanistan states or territories
Territory :: Military Protectorate
Tomato :: Tomato
Thinking ,ore we didn’t appoint a governor
More they didn’t appoint a governor or make everyone that qualifies citizens
AH JESUS FUCK YOU MCDONALDS AND THESE FUCKING TWEET COMMERCIALS!!!
Could be an incessant Tim Hortons ad, like up here in your toque.
ILL GET UP IN YOUR TUPAC CANADIA BOY
Can the people in your Tim Hortons ads speak proper English? Because these assholes can’t and it’s making me irrationally angry.
only rural Tim Horton employees speak english, kinda like rural corner store owners. Urban? Not so much.
#sahdahmy
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Okay, there was clearly a hand-signal there that was missed by the corner who was too busy fixing his facemask. Even elementary schoolkids cover better than this.
I think Indy has an older copy of the rule book, before the forward pass was legal.
STORNGDOWN 2: ALLTHETDS BOOGALOO
To be fair to Indy, defense isn’t as fun to play.
um no
Chuck Pagano was hired as head coach based on his expert work as a Defensive Backs coach.
How dare you! Pagan beat cancer!
I’m fairly certain Andrew Luck beat the cancer for him.
Way to go Colts. Only you can make the Texans look competitive.
Damnit. Wrong scrub WR. Again.
What the holy fucking hell was that defense?
A “4-3 Who gives a fuck”?!?
Why wait until the 4th quarter to fire up the Prevent D?
I picked the Texans, so yay!
Whichever FanDuel employees picked Strong in their DraftKings leagues are making some bank tonight.
commentist comment of the night
AWWWWWWWWW SNAP!
Holy FUCK is that Colts secondary a fucking joke.
Colts: Worst secondary or worstest secondary?
Is there a third, worse option?
Hitler?
Is tirefireingest a word? It should be.
Question: going to a nice steakhouse tomorrow, which scotch or Irish whiskey should I order?
(I am paying)
Tullamore Dew is decent but reasonably priced if you want to go Irish but show you know more than Jamo and Bushmills. Scotch, totally depends on your palate, but I’m a big fan of Balvenie 12 for smooth and classy on a budget.
Like my scotch peaty, might do tullamore dew it’s my favorite Irish whisky
Connemara is the only peated Irish if you want to try it. If you want peaty, give Ardbeg Uigedail a shot.
I like Jameson, personally, but Tully works when I want something just a touch sweeter. A newer (to the States) whiskey is 2 Gingers, which I drank a lot of two weeks ago and thoroughly enjoyed.
Regular Jameson or Bushmills, depending on the Protestant/Catholic ratio. Don’t bother buying good Svotch on your dime
Thinking I don’t want the insane up ahead for scotch but it’s hard to pass on it. Went to Scotland and it kind of ruined my taste for any other type of whisky
Also thanks all for the suggestions
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey for some extra kick!
Seriously though, Auchentoshan Three Wood, or Jameson, or any whiskey really.
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That squirrel has a significant weight problem.
[Colts D enters BDSM dungeon]
“Do anything you want to me, Mistress-I’ve got to prepare for the next game.”
“Thank you Arian may I have another?”
CODE BLUE
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Colts up 10, Brian Hoyer in the game, 8am flight, I can turn it off and go to sleep, right?
How could you sleep with this much excitement?!
Depends. What time zone are you in?
The one with all the bias.
What’s the foreign policy of Hoyer Country?
Isolationism.
Pheeel, they went to the field turf because they were getting sued!
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When I said I liked fire crotch, I didn’t…………..
Bills fans in London with all the epl fans, London might run out of booze
Epl plus championship teams like millwall and Fulham and qpr etc
Didn’t that happen during the World Cup in Germany?
I appreciate you including Fulham.
I’d like to imagine Rex would constantly say “got any spotted dick”
NFL on Redtube!
Now that they’re so strict about ad block? Pfft, no thanks
Deandre Hopkins: Maybe they should cover him.
Doug Stanhope has completely expressed my feelings about the NFL, pink shit, and those garbage eaters at Susan Komen
Agree. Komen can eat a dick. Also, we’re all aware of cancer. Promote research, not awareness.
And why just boob cancer? Why not all cancer?
Because everyone likes boobs.
WHY NAWT HANTAAIDS