Your Very First Monday Afternoon Open Thread

What’s on your mind? Me? Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” has been on my brain for the last two weeks. I sure as hell am not going to tell you that it’s the song of all songs-it’s just there. Every day. It is god damn relentless. If someone could distract me while I attempt to watch an entire Blue Jays game for the first time in 25 years, that would be great. Seriously, what are you up to?

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JustStopDude

“Gutting lost for the Chargers”

That seems like a regular theme each season…

Hookers of Tijuana beware! This would be the same warning even if Pitt lost.

Moonbatting Average

Every dog has its day

Sill Bimmons

Wow San Diego sucks.

ssi_bulldawg

That was such a dumb play. And yet it works.

Sill Bimmons

BECAUSE FUCKING BELL

King Hippo

It really was one hell of an effort.

Brick Meathook
The Maestro

Well, I think the arm actually kept Bell’s knee up.

Somehow Boss Todd’s dumb play call still works???

ssi_bulldawg

Wow. Tuned in just in time.

nomonkeyfun

Am I watching Welsh soccer. Coach Howell pulled a pitcher to bring a Howell in relief.

makeitsnowondem

Whoa.

Old School Zero

Fuuuuuuuuck. That’s a bummer.

makeitsnowondem

Sweet Christ.

Fail planebreak?

Wakezilla

His knee was down first!

Badger

Nah

King Hippo

first replay, thought so, second he was in.

Wakezilla

Once i saw the replay, i think you are right

Senor Weaselo

We’ve replaced Mike Tomlin with Robots Fighting Dinosaurs. Apparently we all noticed.

Wakezilla

Nah. There was no #dinoflip

King Hippo

For the record, I would NAWT have done fucking wildcat

Dunstan

“I would have thrown a quick slant to the tight end in traffic.” –Petey C.

entropy

And somehow, someone will call Tomlin a genius for it tomorrow morning.

Sill Bimmons

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

entropy

How many things are you contemplating breaking right now?

entropy

Holy shit

That was ballsy.

King Hippo

It WAS, because of the media. But the math is clear. It’s better than a 50/50 play.

Badger

Holy fuck.

The Maestro

$20 says they fuck it up.

Col. Duke LaCross

They tried to fuck it up!

Wakezilla

If you can’t get an inch, you don’t deserve to win.

King Hippo

Give it to Le’Veon. Win or lose. Better chance than OT.

WCS

OhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeezOhjeez

Col. Duke LaCross

Love the three inch personal foul penalty.

Watch boss todd fuck this up.

Romonobyl

And suddenly we have a game.

Sill Bimmons

Holy FUCKBALLS this game

entropy

It has a very Jets feeling to it. I feel your pain.

King Hippo

oh, gotta go for it.

This is interesting…

Sill Bimmons

Hgfkhgkgfdkgkgfxkgfx

Did he sic a dog on you Jon?

entropy

Wow. Vick runs like shit these days, and STILL SD couldn’t bring him down.

JustStopDude

Oh yeah…Michael Vick can run really fast…

Sill Bimmons

I weep for Steeler fantasy owners other than Bell owners.

Antonio Brown owners must be near suicide.

Tie, Mrs. Rivers should get her tubes tied.

entropy

Underthrown? That implies it was near the river. That ball was five full yards behind him.

Romonobyl

FWIW, this chick does my local CBS sports now:
http://wp.clicrbs.com.br/primetime/files/2013/04/Tessa-Barrera.jpg

Brick Meathook

I would watch the hell out of that channel.

Wakezilla

Is she any good? Or is it because the producer penetrated her A gap?

Romonobyl

She’s actually rather…tiresome.

entropy

Does she wear that while on the job?

Sill Bimmons

Le’Veon Bell should put out a highlight reel as a workout video.

I put enough body English on a Bell run to make my sides hurt.

Brick Meathook
Romonobyl

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

King Hippo

It’s a good sign that Vick needs to slowly look up the offtackle plays for the 2-minute drill.

Mother Puncher

Q: Why is Michael Vick always losing his money?

A: Because he hates keeping in the pocket.

WCS

The game is now in BOSS TODD’s and Ookie’s hands?

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9oh04uD1R1rcad7to6_250.gif

entropy

I don’t care how formulaic it was, I loved House. One of the few American shows to have a truly reprehensible lead character, and he said some of the funniest shit to people. What a wonderful prick.

Sill Bimmons

House wouldn’t last a day in a real hospital, whatever his genius.

Doctors are boring and doctor shows are fucking ridiculous.

entropy

Oh, I’m aware it was possibly the most unrealistic medical show of all time (what hospital is gonna keep a guy on staff who MAYBE treats a patient a week?), but he was a fun character.

entropy

I will play two hand touch with her… Then forget and just tackle anyway.

King Hippo

We deserved a better Laserface for that.

JustStopDude

I fell a sleep. anyone mind filling me in on how the Steelers scored last?

makeitsnowondem

Long pass to Not Antonio Brown.

Sill Bimmons

Vick to Wheaton 72 yards.

Senor Weaselo

Former goalkeeper field GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Sill Bimmons

fuuuu

entropy

Timmons thought it was an errant balloon floating by his head.