The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don’t wear sports blinders. On the ice the Sens are playing the Pens and of course the Dodgers are hosting the Mets (deciding amongst themselves who will eventually be decimated by those goddamn PED-using, bat-flipping bastards up in the Toronto). So sit back and relax and I’ll set up the Falcons/Saints for you.
Atl @ NO: Why is the spread only 3, 3.5? Them Vegas-ians know something, don’t they? Julio has hamstring and toe issues-receivers and hamstrings in the same sentence is never a good thing. Devonta is on an epic run [snorts] these last few weeks, piling up yards and TD’s as though they were canned goods in anticipation of a supposed Cubs WS win which would surely signal the end of life as we know it. At this point the Saints look like the teamification of Sunday morning on Bourbon Street. The D can’t do anything (blitz and hope for the best tonight?) and Drew can’t put up the points like he has in years past. I like Breezy-he got the short straw in San Diego and turned it into a fantastic career. Now however he’s stuck on the down-side with a team that doesn’t look like it will be competitive for 2-3 years. I read somewhere that 21% of their 145 mill. is tied up in paying players no longer on the club. That’ll slow up your rebuilding process. The good news is that Breezy can bathe in his solid gold bathtub, covered in $100 bills-that’ll take the edge off.
So you have Julio open and throw it to… the turf. Wonderful.
I just started watching the game, and I assume it’s a dumpster fire.
Confirmed.
So, after each game, what do they do with all of the sideline hats worn by coaches, players, other personnel? Do they recycle them? Give them away? Put them on eBay?
In other news, my brain is kinda fucked.
Donate them to shelters.
J/K this is the NFL. Incinerator.
The NFL incinerates poor people?!? Actually that sounds about right
I like how 62 just, you know, stopped blocking.
HIs only job.
WOOOO! FOOTBALL!
I also hear there’s a TNF game on.
I like your avatar, btw.
Kirby Ryan > Rob Ryan
WHY THE FUCK DID THE SOUND GUY FALL OVER?!?
Because his angle got heard?
I love college basketball, but, sweet Christ, TBS, we don’t need March Madness commercials in mid-October.
Just realized the game is on cbs! So now I’m actually watching the game with everyone!
I like to talk about people wanting the Golden Football League. I think I just want the GFL.
A bloody Xavier Woods wrecking shit was clearly superior to this game.
Steve Gleason on the sidelines…
Man oh man…I don’t know how anyone could deal with ALS. I got spina bifida. Spent a lot of my childhood in a wheel chair. Side note, Dr Ben Carson was the dude that worked on me and fixed my back. Did a pretty good job considering I was able to enlist in the military for six years. Kind of weird seeing that he is crazy now.
I just couldn’t deal with my body breaking down like that. I mean honestly…I think I would intentionally OD if I know I had that to face.
If I had that I’d probably send the rest of my life chasing the dragon.
I don’t know how an NFL player could see this and keep want to play. Let me google this…
Okay googling “Former NFL Player ALS” is fucking depressing as hell….
Ben Carson is an idiot savant. I would absolutely trust him to operate on me, but if he told me the sky is blue, I wouldn’t believe him until I went outside and checked.
Thought I was done with the Curt Schilling followers and then an hour ago some angry grandpa steps to me. This is exhausting.
Punch him in his colostomy bag.
So I told him to go back to Lemon Party.
Wait, what fresh hell did you step into?
I accused Curt Schilling of supporting ISIS on Tuesday and I’m still getting @s from his fans today.
The make it snow that Kicked the Hornets Nest, coming to theaters in 2016
I don’t know, but it sounds like good #content for the sight.
“The twits sent to MIS.”
That man wears the sock of the greatest generation!
Curt Schilling is a second-rate Ted Nugent.
Had cleared the history, just did the cache. Now I login and it sends me to the admin page. But when I try to return to the homepage, not logged in. Smart move by DTZM, let us produce #content but don’t let me access it. That way I’ll work harder!
*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: #NoFatChicks*
Oh Mets.
Some hipster just hit a double off of a hippy that Fes from 70’s show missed the dive.
So you let DeAngelo appear in an NFL Family commercial about breast cancer
BUT
You won’t let him wear pink apparel throughout the year to honor his dead mother
FUCK YOU THE FUCKING FUCK ALL TO HELL YOU FUCKWADS AT THE NFL!
I’m hoping that the fact that this has gained any sort of press will make the NFL do something. But it’s the NFL so not gonna happen.
Why would anything change? These arbitrary rules allow them to take money from the players. And pretty much the NFL could be running a Penn State style Pedo ring and fucking Americans would still keep watching.
Actually that’s a good game: “What would it take to stop people from watching NFL football?”
League wide dog murder
A few deaths on the field. Possibly.
Fumble coach gonna fumble.
So that happened.
Also, you guys wanna see a super shitty bicycle kick goal that is on the espn front page?
http://es.pn/1ZH32YX
*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: It’ll get you high*
Doesn’t there need to be flipping for it to be a bicycle kick?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c792bcdb2e73e0868a7b4998234b692/tumblr_mjfsusLzpz1s6ndfzo1_250.gif
I’m sure this has been touched on in the bitching to DTZM, but the WP login doesn’t work for me on Safari as of this weekend. Like, I login on WP then when it auto-directs back to [DFO], I’m still not logged in.
*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: #upforwhatever*
I get that occasionally. Did you clear your cache/cookies?
I feel like owners of apple products deserve all the bad things that come to them.
Just like people with white sunglasses.
*Sent from my chromebook. Chrome: Oh we got porn
No shit. I’m a windows boss — paint, word, you name it.
But I like to look cool at the coffee shop.
Work forced an iPhone on me. It’s going to find itself in an oven shortly.
YOU GET A DERP! AND YOU GET A DERP! AND YOU GET A DERP!
That’s what you get for throwing it to Not Brandin Cooks.
Holy fuck. New Day is mixing Beastie Boys bits from Intergalactic. Fuck this game.
I get the feeling that if you’re going to bone an NFL cheerleader, you’re going to have the best chances going after a Saints cheerleader.
TAMPA
Jacksonville?
Unless you’re a non-traditional female, then Carolina’s feline you’re looking for.
What team did that cheerleader get done for statutory? I vote them.
Ravens
Balto.
Fozz should be proud. BTW what happened with that cased?
Full story: she was married to the owner of the power company here in Baltimore, so you know he’s a douche and she’s a cunty gold digger.
She blows the kid, he brags, she gets statutory rape.
So, one year in the pokey but only has to go in on the weekends.
Cue the sleazy jokes about jailhouse lesbo scenarios.
Apparently, the kid she blew would NOT shut up about it. Well, what do you expect? A hot ass cougar cheerleader blows you at the beach – I would have taken an ad out in the New York Times
At least he wasn’t one of those whiny millennial shits that went to the cops.
Did Pheeeel stroke out trying to say Jimmy Graham?
Jimmy Graham??? Did you know
THIS GAME I CALL IT SUMMER TIME AT A EUROPEAN BEACH, BECAUSE BALLS KEEP FALLING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE
There it is.
+1
/Icefootbaw rant:
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE ON A 1:45 5 ON 3???
/end rant
WOOOO ICE STILLERS
You know he’s going to get concussed at least 10 times this year.
The Metro division is hilariously bad right now.
Regular Season Ice Stillers are always fun to watch.
Falcon Fumbre Part Deux.
May we be gifted with many more.
Classy cause black n white
Out yardaged?
I swear to god the Falcons head coach looks like a bouncer I once threw up on
At a certain point, you just see everybody as that bouncer you threw up on.
The Dodgers are trying their damnedest to lose this.
Unfortunately the Mets will try to do more.
I really don’t want to have to root for the Small Bears because, you know, Small Bears.
don’t even fucking joke about such a goddamned awful thing
Goddammit make a fucking score point you only have RISP every goddamned inning.
This is so worth staying up all night for guys (and possible gal(s)).
STOP RIGHT NOW MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!
GO DO ANOTHER SEASON OF TRUE DETECTIVE AND STOP TRYING TO SELL ME SHITTY CARS
First and third no outs against a good pitcher and Mattingly has Hernandez swing away instead of the squeeze THAT’S WHY YOU SUCK DONNIE.
They’re letting deGrom off the hook way too much. They need to not do that.
Have you guys tried fanduel? I’ve already have one a gazillion dollars playing. And I can’t way to pull out my money cause I know its going to be easy to do!
Actually, I got mine to paypal in 24 hours. As soon as I saw the law coming I took out my meagre winnings and stake.
DEEEEEERRRP
That’ll do, not Devonta. That’ll do.
Great, I have Coleman in Sill’s league. A lost fumble is like -267 points.
My league has negative points for fumbles but not for lost fumbles, and I can’t wait for someone to get screwed by this.
I would have really liked to part of that insanity.
atlanta failcons
Falcon Fumbre.
HERP N DERP
Well, this mean the Snead owners among us will get our satisfaction, at least. There shall soon be no lead to sit upon.
I approve of this.
Hear, hear.
This is starting to resemble the game I thought I’d be watching.
No, there’s too many points to be the game you thought you’d be watching.
Well, except for that.
Quality defensive play that demands Benny Hill…
If I was the Referee, I would have ruled it Complete just to see everyone’s reaction.
Horror personified
Just another Wednesday in Oakland.
WCS, you beat me to it.
She’s not at work. She’s not at home watching the game with me.
Is she with another man? If she is, he’d better finish quickly, because I’m falling too far behind here.
Goddammit RaiRaGuarGers go for the jugular.
How the FUCK did they (including the announcers) miss that? I thought I must be going nuts or blind when nobody said anything,