Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government officials telling outright lies and not being called on it or hell, not getting that raise you were promised-don’t you think it would be nice to have some semblance of order? I’m not talking law and order, I’m just saying things should occasionally make a little sense. “But scotchnaut”, you interrupted before I was finished my thought-“the world is full of grey areas, there are no absolutes.” Sure, I get that and I’m with you most of the time but it would be nice if things were simpler, just for a bit. I’m not asking for ball-jarring change either. Let’s start off small-say, I don’t know…hmm, what about a Giants victory tonight? A win would separate them from the Eagles, a loss would send the NFC East into a chaotic jumble of two 3-3 teams followed by a 2-3 team. More messiness for you, me and the world to deal with. Embrace Clarity. Go Giants!
NYG @ Phi: Eli has been a whole ‘nutella QB so far this year. He’s got the 10 TD’s with only 2 picks (though he could regress in a heartbeat and add 3 to the total tonight) and due to some very solid play from O-linemen Pugh, Richburg and Schwartz he’s only been sacked 4 times. Red zone-wise the Giants grade out at 29th in the league. (I read that Coughlin calls it the green zone because ‘green means go’ and of course the lawn thing). The three-headed mediocrity of Vereen, Jennings and Williams aren’t doing the running game any favours, Beckham is hamstringed by a leg injury as is Randle plus Kennard and Prince are out. The Eagles have taken 10 of the last 13 from NY but DeMarco does have a putrid 2.7 ypc and Matthews is out. If it falls on Bradford I’ll take my chances.
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We want our Star Wars fix!
Is it possible for both teams to get a loss?
Yes if you believe Dark Knight Rising
So, the Eagles have one inside linebacker now. Makes it hard to play a 3-4.
Billie Piper just because this game is unwatchable. Especially after Eli on that last play
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For fuck’s sake
How the fuck is that a pass?
Eli Manning: http://i.imgur.com/La62E.gif
Any Canadians wanna come down and help with our election? We won’t deport you*
*unless brown
Is Russel Crowe still fighting around the world or is it trailer time?
Marshall Newhouse is still a starter in this league…how?
I’m glad Canada is having an election.
Queen Elizabeth II seems like a very nice lady, but she has been your ruler for far too long.
I thought that was “The Far Side?”
Replied to the wrong comment. Apologize.
Admittedly, I am 2 pills and 1 beer into this Monday night. I gets my cartoonists mixed-up and shit.
I get Queen Elizabeth and Charles Addams mixed up all the time.
Eli may retire before Pey Pey.
Eli’s idea of a doublemove is eating Pez on the toilet.
This game has so much herp we’re all going to need Valtrex before the second half.
My American website says that Trudeau (the guy who wrote Doonesbury??) is projected to be PM official-like.
Nah, son of former PM, but essentially the white bilingual Barack Obama. Youth vote has spurred him to power.
Nice hair, though.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think Sam Bradford is going to kick OSZ’s ass for me.
Did he just say “one of the best receiving black backs in football”?
THESE GIANTS FANS I CALL THEM PROMETHEUS BECAUSE EAGLES ARE CAUSING THEM SERIOUS LIVER DAMAGE
I like this a lot.
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IT WAS A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!
Canuck Election Update-
Libs-65
Cons-29
NDP-7
The ghost of Donovan McNabb smiled upon that pass.
So has Canadia reelected Frostback Dubya yet?
Nope, they’re going with white bilingual Barack Obama instead.
Nope. Looks like we got the young guy, should be entertaining when Murica elects Trump.
He lost. But I can’t help noticing the lack of a cool black guy replacement. FOAR SHAME!
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Guys, I was counting on the Giants kicker to make up the 19 fantasy points I need to win my matchup. What the hell?
Bradford just doesn’t seem to like his teammates very much.
Every time Bradford hands off, he looks like Elaine Benes dancing.
*comes home*
*turns on game*
*sees score*
But… what happened to the derp? I WAS PROMISED THERE WOULD BE DERP
Oh, there has been derp.
So much derp.
“We’ll give you a derp you won’t believe.”
Chip Kelly and Tom Coughlin before the game
I need one point from Donnell and Ertz to win in two money leagues.
/pray for scotchnaut
FanDuel of DraftKings?
Oof! I’ll have nothing to do with that shit.
So that Donnell drop inside the 5 was mildly vexing, eh?
So. How far is Scotchnaut prepared to go win?
/Throws voodoo bones on table
That was the least exciting QB scramble I’ve seen.
What the Eagles are doing to Eli right now… well, someone should call Chris Hansen.
The only winner in this game? Chuck Pagano.
SHIT, I was gonna go to bed but now I kinda have to see how this shitshow ends.
Preview of the 2nd half:
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2 attempted pick sixes in that 3 and out.
More evidence…
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5 meowmeowbeenz
“This is an ugly first half”
– someone watching Andrew Luck slowly open a sliding door
Eli is living in sheer terror right now. That line is falling apart.
THIS GAME I CALL IT DEREK JETER BECAUSE IT’S FULL OF HERP
Fake…fake….drop.
The derp…it’s so beautiful
“This is an ugly first half”
-From the book of stock phrases they pull out for every NFC East divisional game
It’s part of the TV guide preview, usually.
“This is a defensive struggle”
These teams are playing like the winner gets a free trip to Somalia.
WORSE. First place in the NFC East. There is no esacpe, Black Hawk Down forevs.
Chargers need to sign this kid before next Sunday.
This game, I call it…
THE ARISTOCRATS
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To be fair, was Bradford EVER ready for a snap at the NFL level?
His legs were!
That center knew the instant that snapped that he fucked up.
Center forgot which eye he was suppose to aim for in Bradford’s head.
“What a great looking group of kids”
Holy fuck that was creepy, Jon
LOVE YOU, EAGLES SNAPPER!
Shoulda punted
Yeesh. I go away for a few minutes to put away groceries and everything goes crazy-bananas.
Making lamb/turkey broth tomorrow with lamb bones and turkey backs. Any of you chefy type people have any good broth tips?
Roast the bones in 400 degree oven to brown them
Brown everything well–the bones, the veggies, everything.
If you have tomato paste, rub it on the bones before roasting.
Cool down fast.
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Dick kid for MVP