I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that, but we’re back to watch this. I don’t use the word “heroes” very often but damnit!, we are heroes. We’ve slogged through some lousy ref calls, brain-meltingly bad throws by QB’s, shortages of beer, the nagging of significant others, carb-heavy food choices, glasses of scotch that refuse to remain full, mystifying third down play calls, kids demanding to be fed, half-hour late delivery guys and fridges/bathrooms that are much farther away from the tv than they should be. How did we do it? I don’t know-it’s a question for the ages…
Bal @ Ari: The spread here is boysenberry and ten. The Ravens are 0-5-1 against both. They are the masters of squeaking out the close loss-they’ve done it by 6, 4, 4, 3 and 5 for an average of 4.4. Where did the .4 come from? I’m no mathemagician, but I’m guessing a failed on-side kick or a shared sack or some such. I’d just like to say a little something about Mr. Chris Johnson. The guy is 30 years old and was an afterthought when he was signed by the Cards-Ellington was the lead guy and there was this rook stud by the name of David Johnson in the wings just biding his time until he took over. CJ was done-that blazing Cop Speed that his game was predicated on was long gone. He’s not the back that can hit a home run at any given time any more because he changed his style. At 203 pounds he’s taking a pounding running up the middle. I just can’t see a similar back, say Jamaal Charles, doing the same thing at 30. Why? Because he’ll be out for the season with an injury that year as well. Well done, Chris.
Hang on. The medical staff won’t let players on the field with concussion symptoms, and players are sidelined with turf toe every damn year, but some doctor signed off on letting Steve Smith Sr play with broken bones in his BACK?! We’re a few weeks away from an on-field paralyzing injury, right?
You volunteering to go up to Steve Smith and telling him to go sit this one out?
Tell him you are a baby.
JUST ICE UP, BABY!
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This is a good time for a Flacco-ception
Hello… EVERYONE!
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This is some great-ass moutheyes.
I’ve decided on a Halloween-week theme.
Hey SEEEENNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Can’t you hear me yell-a!
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I thought you meant STELLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Are they going to rip off Manic Mailman next?
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No Al, I don’t know what happened with Ray Rice. Please, tell me.
Wait…what happened to Ray Rice?!?
Got kicked out of the quiet car. Thought he would cry.
Incomp-elite.
“Based on the true story … and we will never finish that sentence” No fucking clue who that biopic is about.
CJ4000BC
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The “Gru-mote Control” should be taken out to the parking lot and savagely curb stomped.
LOOK AT YOU, CHRIS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantasy Team Failure Down!
COP SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear god how does the Raven’s secondary manage to be THIS undersized, THIS slow, and THIS out of position.
Its the perfect SHIT STORM…
I can’t believe it took me 6 weeks to cut the mofos.
You misspelled Colts’
Half injuries, half ozzie dumpster diving for cornerbacks 3 through 6.
Judging by the quote unquote pass defense, I don’t think that field goals are gonna win this game, Harbs.
I need Baby puncher or Palmer to put up 2 points for me to win my FF game. I am rooting against that because a game where they can’t put up 2 points will be more entertaining than a win for me.
New drink tonight: 4th Tap Long Walk IPA. Grapefruit IPA from Austin’s new worker-owned brewery. Pretty great.
Now, now, Jon, just because he’s a Rhodes Scholar doesn’t guarantee that he’ll make prudent decisions.
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Im just trying to undue everything you’re doing.
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I would’ve flown 1,000,000 parses just to sniff one of Princess Ardala’s farts
The original Sex Cannon.
JFK would disagree if he weren’t already busy banging two girls at once.
“Banging slaves is where it’s at, PAL!”
T. Jefferson
The Refs are incompetent? Well thats a new theme.
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The bar we’re in has bar snack mix in little bowls. I had to have the “Some guys don’t wash their hands after visiting the men’s room while drinking” conversation.
My daughter and my niece now insist that we introduce the term “weiner hands” into the public lexicon.
Second this motion.
I’ll allow it.
Can’t we just cut the hands off these animals?
Frosty Rucker is my least favourite Dairy Queen treat.
DQ’s Frostee is just a ripoff of Wendy’s.
The entire Cards defense is black….. or as they call it in New England “0 Grit Sandpaper”
I’m surprised it’s not “Sandni**er”.
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FIELD GOAL!!! MOST SUCCESSFUL OPENING DRIVE OF THE YEAR!!!
Are you a numismatist hobbyist?
Only in the nude.
IMMA ONE GAP PENETRATOR
-Warren Sapp
NO JUST ME
ELITE SACK
Joe Flacco? More like Joe Sack-o, amirite?
fucker added a point for the kicker I’m fading
The Honey Badger is the dumbest fucking nickname.
Eugene Monroe: Disinterested Bystander.
Is Belichik laughing his ass off at home right now?
demonically
Only if that hooker he pays is stomping puppies to death in front of him.
Its really the only way he can show emotions at this point.
That was because I assume most of you missed the Content post.
“Offensive Penalty on number 89…too scary and intense for this league”
So, except for a piece of broken glass (thanks previous homeowners!) the filter basket is pretty clean. Time to delve deeper. At least this clog explains why the dishwasher has smelled kinda funky since I moved in.
The dishwasher should generate enough heat to kill any funk if it is functioning properly.
You need to get someone to service your dishwasher.
It’s new from Februrary, I’m really wondering what the previous owners were washing in there to mess it up so much in 5 months.
You have a funked up dishwasher and just bought an ice maker that makes 26 lbs of ice per day, for “some unknown reason.”
I’m calling bullshit, just come clean on your serial killing and we’ll help you with the best method for removing clogged grey matter from the plumbing.
Best not to think about it.
This sounds like what happened to my dishwasher. Check the pipe underneath the sink. Just turn off the water and unhook that plastic pipe and feel around for gunk.
/Doktor Zymm falls into Super Mario Land
I call War-Luigi!
The Ravens are prepared to expend every trick play they’ve got to win one game.
Not both of them?!?!
I would not be even a LITTLE surprised if someone had that offensive lineman on their team in Sill’s League of Extraordinary Insanity
The only offensive lineman worth drafting in that league is Barrett Robbins.
When he gets downfield to block for Hank Baskett the results are… delicious.
I think I had more than 1 player out this week and everyone else on a bye. I wish I had picked him up
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THIS GUY IS GOOD AT MATH.
– Someone who never tried to tutor Vince Young
Who’d have though stocking your receiving corp with undrafted FA’s and practice squad cuts wouldn’t result in the best quality.
Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg doesn’t understand.
I want Baltimore to put up 50 points just so I don’t feel like a schmuck for getting too cute and starting New England’s defense over Arizona’s.
There will probably be more Rocky movies starring Sylvester Stallone after I’m long dead …. and I was 5 years od when the first one came out.
oh they will hologram his ass for future generations of “oppressed” whitey
I wanna see a Taken\Rocky crossover.
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When I saw the “No Hitter” I immediately assumed this was a Brian Russell coin.
They just don’t like Germans
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Guess who has no tasted in food?
*taste
Change just one letter in the title of that “Creed” movie and they could market it as the Dan Snyder story.
Or a TLC story
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“Sreed”?
AW SHIT! ROCKY IS BACK!!! ITS ALL NEW ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
There is no reason to be sarcastic, it is only the 7th sequel
I was led to believe this was Adrian’s Revenge…
I think that when your advertising highlight is the shape of your bottle, your beer brand is in trouble.
“You can pass on the Ravens”-opposing OC’s
“You can pass on the Ravens”-Several editors to Edgar Allen Poe
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