I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!
Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!
Just dropping in to say that I decided to watch ‘Fargo’ instead of this game and I regret nothing.
Shit. I’m watching Mad Men again. Though Fargo requires my undivided attention.
Is the game over?
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Call Jerry Richardson whatever: the man can sod a field.
He got a bargain on the landscapers
Did I say landscapers? I meant field hands.
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My sister used so much fucking Aqua Net.
The 80s should not be making this comeback.
I’ll be frank: If the 80s comes back, I want AIDS to come back too.
They have public transport in North Carolina?
Fueled by natural gas!
Well, shit. I’m toast now.
— Chad Johnson’s phone
That’s a fantastic joke!
I’m pretty sure no one ever catches the ball at its highest point.
TILLMAN FLOPPED
I’m amazed tillman isn’t hurt yet
HE’S NOT HURT HE’S JUST NOT THAT GOOD
Colts will still lead the division even with a loss and 3-5 record.
no one in the nfl has it easier than the colts, and this is how they play
CO-STAN-ZA
The Pats would disagree.
Rappelling Gear -$500
Custom Screen Printed Protest Flag-$200
Carolina Panther Tickets-$450
Having To Call Dad To Bail You Out Of Jail -Priceless
I can’t even get into the Ravens Stadium without getting my prostate checked for weapons…how the fuck do two hippies sneak in a banner and fucking climbing gear?!?
It’s a rainy night in the South and anything goes!
I have no idea bit why the fuck are they protesting a natural gas facility? I mean it burns clean and it’s NATURAL gas, nature made it.
Most likely Vegans. Ergo…utterly insane. If we weren’t suppose to eat animals, Baby Jesus wouldn’t have made them out of meat.
It’s probably a fracking project. That there be protest fuel.
They probably said it was a Confederate flag and they just got let right in.
Free wheatgrass shots at the next Greenpeace meeting – priceless.
Your 2015 Colts…
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That’s one hell of an engine fire. Probably a magnesium block.
Jet fuel
Can’t be jet fuel, it’s burning steel.
P. Carroll
I may just be a Panthers fan for the rest of the year.
I’m kinda sad there can’t be a Panthers/Cardinals SB
I’d like to see Jared Allen hunt Tom Brady.
Because it was mentioned earlier
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With that turnover, I now lead Sep!
boooo
How many Andrew Lucks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
In a lightbulb, in the pocket, wherever, he’s just screwed
That was a perfect spiral with a lot on it.
Why would you think he was hurt?
How many Colts does it take to change a lightbulb?
All you need is Andrew Luck to change possession of the lightbulb.
Florio is doing all he can to get the message of those protesters out….
Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!
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“All the players in San Fran are little SOBs.”
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Newton just got dropped like an apple….
wow ted ginn
If what Maestro says is true, the San Andreas Fault is about to unleash Hell.
(It actually is, tho. Correlation, causation, who can say?)
the stadium isn’t playing kid rock
it just plays in respone to a white TE touchdown
Cam Newton runs a bimodal offense.
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Just announced right now: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TO START…
BLAINE
MOTHER
FUCKING
GABBERT
THE YORKOSHIMA IS NOW COMPLETE
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No! Really?
YES
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Fun way to troll your cats: play audio clips of birds chirping and singing.
THIS GAME I CALL IT SPLOOSH BECAUSE THE BALLS ARE SLIPPERY
You know who else had slippery balls
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HODOR NO FEAR TRIPLE COVERAGE GRAWRRRR
Is Gruden trolling us now? He is like an even more annoying Quagmire.
Why is Browns Lady’s face Bengals orange?
What’s a “Concession Consultant”?
Mobster
It’s like a concierge for the Food Court.
Redhead tits
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This Newton hasn’t discovered how gravity influences objects yet
The DERP is strong with this one.
Pulled out too soon… heh heh heh
THIS GUY JONATHAN STEWART I CALL HIM THE PIANO MAN BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT IT’S HIM THEY’RE COMING TO SEE TO FORGET ABOUT LIFE FOR A WHILE
AND DON’T FORGET ABOUT DAVY HE REALLY LIKES GRAVY AND PROBABLY BE A COLTS FAN FOR LIFE
THIS RUN OFFENSE I CALL IT “SEXUAL DEVIANT IN DENIAL” BECAUSE THEY FIND ALL THE GLORY HOLES TO EXPLOIT!
Stewart tickling the ivories on that run.
HIRRY UP AND UNFURL YOUR FLAG FUCKERS THE MAN IS COMIMG
Since when do broadcasters acknowledge shit going on in the stands involving potential jackasses!?!
“potential”?
That looks safe.
Someone stole the Clots’ 1995 AFC Finalist banner!
THIS CAM NEWTON, I CALL HIM PIKACHU, BECAUSE HE’S A MONSTER IN THE POCKET
ARE YOU SURE HES NOT JUST REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU
Being electrical in this weather seems especially dangerous.