Your Monday Night Inter-Conference Battle Between Two 2 Win Teams Open Thread

It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”

Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.

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Sharkbait

Rivers approves of that float. Will attempt to top it next drive.

King Hippo

just NAWT Bennett

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Welp…

entropy

Catler utterly disregards the last time he threw that same pass, is shocked the outcome was positive.

Duchess

idk… being shocked would mean he cared about the outcome.

makeitsnowondem

I’m just pissed Cutler didn’t throw that one to Antonio Gates instead.

Duchess

I think Jeffery was angry he caught the ball.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never gonna get Connor Cook with those kinds of catches.

Doktor Zymm

Will there be a surge in sales of Cutler jerseys so people have something to burn this week?

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I suspect a surplus has been stored for a night just like this.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jon Gruden is the Jay Gruden of announcing.

Brick Meathook

HERM YA BIG DUMMY

Sill Bimmons

The Packers weren’t around in the 1880s.

Dunstan

Aaron Rodgers was disappointed in those 1880s throwbacks because he had heard they were celebrating the Gay Nineties.

Coming this holiday season, Daniel Radcliffe in a horrendous wig.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Why, did someone hack his phone?

makeitsnowondem

Ha!

John Difool
entropy

This new, buddy comedy take on Frankenstein really pisses me off.

Doktor Zymm

I kind of wish it was Vector Frankenstein and it was math oriented.

Dunstan

I cosine your opinion.

entropy

While I’d watch that, I think that movies based on that novel should be banned until someone in Hollywood actually fucking READS the source material.

Sill Bimmons

Or line-graphics intensive.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Come on now, don’t go off on some obtuse tangent.

makeitsnowondem

Bad decisions: Just one more thing Jay Cutler isn’t immune to.

Duchess

Jesus, does Alshon want out of Chicago?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He wants a new quarterback…

hippofant

Dancing Rivers gif? Come on Internet, don’t let me down!

Sill Bimmons

I MUST HAVE THIS

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Complete with straw hat and suspenders if anybody is worth anything.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Josh Scobee has been spotted

Col. Duke LaCross

Some quality Laserfacing there.

Sill Bimmons

WOW that was a shitty throw.

entropy

Cutler nonchalantly expresses his complete lack of give a shit for the outcome of that play.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Blame it on the non-concussion.

WCS

Oh, Catler.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If I were the kind of douchebag to jot “game over” in a notebook, this would be an apt time to do so

montythisseemsstrangetome

Why, did someone punt from the 50?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Clearly the Chargers are not going to be able to out-turnover the Bears on this night.

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This would bother me more if I weren’t already drunk,

Doktor Zymm

Did a Nigerian prince scam the Bears out of their ability to play offense?

JustStopDude

I think the creepiest thing about Boltman is this….

http://www.f150ecoboost.net/forum/attachments/23062d1411711303-what-s-behind-your-user-forum-name-boltman4.jpg

His sun glasses go into his head. He is like one of those Cenobites from Hellraiser.

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Saint Taint

Jesus Christ!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

CATLERCEPTIONTD!

Never change Jay.

jjfozz

Welp, gonna go fold some laundry.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Is that a euphemism?

montythisseemsstrangetome

Ho boy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck

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In high school, Phillip Rivers was voted Mostly Likely to Resemble a Teapot Shooting Steam.

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Rivers face!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Glad I started that fumbling unknown in Sill’s insanity league.

Sharkbait

Catch?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, he only took seven steps, stiffarmed a player, then stopped to chat with a coach on the sideline, so they’ll take a very close look.

Dunstan

Geez, TV, make up your mind. First you show me this game, now you’re showing me a Betty Ford Centers commercial, Do you want me to drink or not?

JustStopDude

Breaking news! Police are reporting that a man has been spotted trying to break into homes in the San Diego area. If you see this man, do not approach him…you will be raped.

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John Difool

Who the fuck thought that mascot was a good idea? It’s the stuff nightmares are made of.

entropy

“What motivates chargers superfan?”

The cries of anguish and the twisted, wretched souls of his victims, obviously.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

YOUR ELECTRIC FENCE WILL NOT STOP HIM!!!

Brick Meathook
Sharkbait

Any Oddball reference is a good reference.

jjfozz

Just drinking some wine, having some bread.

entropy

No, Jon, Ray Lewis is the guy who makes beautiful right-handed stabs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alston Jeffrey is fully committed to the Bears getting a high draft pick.

Moonbatting Average

Do I really look like this?

Yes Peyton you really do

Except less neck mobility

Sharkbait

*pulls up chair*

Just finished dinner. What have I missed?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Gould shank, Bears defense not showing up for the first drive, Cutler blamed for a fumble from a free rusher on his blind side, Chargers receiver broke his arm. I think that’s it.

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Hey, buddy. You should drink.

jjfozz

The last time I saw a holy man go after bears like this, I was watching a preacher yell at chubby gay men outside of the Manhole lounge.

nomonkeyfun

Join me at the gloryhole. If you can’t see the other guy, it ain’t gay.

I want to pitch a Marmalarde-Catler Odd Couple reboot.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“No one was crossing.”

“Huh? What? FUCK YOU! I’m always crossing in Jesus’s name, cockwallet!”

Moonbatting Average

Listening to the “Four Days in November” part of Reclaiming Hostory on audiobook. Holy crap, it’s gripping.

(Football-related dick joke)

John Difool

Jay Cutler getting examined in the locker room for a concussion *breaks out flashlight to examine pupils*

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